"wow, wow! i didn't think he'd do moon river, but then BAM! 2nd encore!"
c'mon peteyd, you know this

 

uhhhh andy wilams?

 

nicely done.

how did homer end up meeting/working for alec baldwin and kim basinger?

 

while hand gliding...the hand glider broke and he fell through thier sky light.

 

when mr. burns goes borke...who ends up bying his house?

 

Bret the Hitman Hart. I love that episode: "Little Lisa's Slurry"

 

in the future why do marge and homer divorce.

 

Off the top of my head, the only divorce that I can remember b/w Marge and Homer is the "Milhouse Divided" episode, when Kurt and Luann VanHouten divorced. Homer was enlightened and saw that he was on the verge of losing Marge for his past behavior, so he divorced her as a "surprise" and re-married her at the Simpson home in front of all their friends and family. Not sure if that's what you're thinking of, but that's the best I can come up with.

In the 300th (not the 302nd) episode, what did guest star Tony Hawk tell Homer he needed to do with his emotions?

 

^^^MUWAHHAHAHAHA!!! nope its in one of the future I think its the one where bart and lisa are about to grduate.

 

I'm gonna admit that I do not know this one. DAMN YOU'S!!

 

HA! IVE BEV DE VIENER!!!!
it was because home uses thier life savings to purhcase an underwater home. in which takes 3 hrs to get to the surface and his dvd player broke.

how many pups does santa's lil helper have....and what was the name of his gf.

 

I know that it's 25 puppies, can't remember the name of the _____, though. "Looks just like a little Rory Calhoun."

Did you figure out my Tony Hawk question?

 

extended warranty? how could i lose?!

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
that would be a reference to the episode that Homer dscovered a crayon was lodged in his brain for 2/3 of his life. The quote you used was when Moe knew he had gotten the crayon back in the proper position to bring him back to being a moron. Seeing as this is the "Official Simpsons Trivia Thread," you got a question to add to the que?

 

What was bart's elephants name?

 

Stampy, c'mon man. who did stampy pull out of the tar-pits?

 

Homer....same thing happend at the candy factory according to marge.

whats the name of the SUV krusty ends up sponsoring. and homer ends up buying...and whats so speical about his colour and who ends up with the suv.

 

it's got side steps and it has a feminine feel to it...marg gets the car

 

Canyonaro, the F-Edition.

Peteyd, Stampy pulled someone else out of the pits, before he pulled out homer

 

ohhh it was barny! cause he lights himself on fire trying to smoke a cig