^ weirdo

< house of chong can I take your order...todays special is fried cat.

v wants their mommy

 

^ sad no i want the cat!

< wants some kitty for lunch *wink wink*

v will provide siad kitty

 

^ needs to get more than me

< and that is saying a lot

v gonna come out to cruise night tonight with me

 

^ dont think ur wife would like that. plus i am going to a lacrosse game. yay. i missed it so much

< wonders why guys like certain things so much

v has or has had a leather jacket

 

^ you are correct

< actually have 2

v and neither one is a biker jacket

 

^ I'm sicking PETA on you
< Fantasizing about a giant cheese burger...medium rare
v Sees the irony

 

^ irony?

< I'm not Alannis Morisette

v isn't it ironic?

 

^ Dontcha think?
< Thinks that song was just a list of big bummers, and not so much irony.
v Prove me wrong!

 

^ I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't

< mmmmmm.....beef!

v won't eat anything that doesn't have a face

 

^

< likes to be able to look up and see faces when he is "eating"

v bringin' it back down

 

^ has a filthy mind

< didn't realize what I posted........giggling uncontrollably

v YOU bring it down

 

^ you already did

< you keep opening doors and I will keep walking through them

v has no idea what we are talking about

 

^ HA!

< done for the day

v is doing the dance of joy

 

^ i would if i were aloud... id get yelled out for doing anything but resting

< hopes she will b aloud to do stuff starting next week... and gaining fat on her stomach for not working out for ever..

v will wish me luck for being able to do stuff like excerise

 

^ Prefers singing rather than dancing.

< Is not going to be the next American Idol.

v Wants Paula Abdul to bribe and **** him/her.

 

^ Sure, why not?
< Never seen an episode of American Idol
v Will tell me all the stuff I'm missing out on

 

^ ewwwww

< is in a sucky mood

v gonna cheer me up

 

^ sorry, can't help you there

< must say the club is doing well

v c'mon people, post!

 

^ i post i post

< wants to be a post *****

v is a post *****

 

^ Oh yeah

< helps me pass the time

v can think of better things to do