^is right... i can be polite..when awake
<is really tired 4hrs sleep in last 30+
V has had more than 4hrs sleep in last 30hrs

 

^ needs some coffee

< still tired from the 2,000+ mile trip to az

V is going to buy racing seats

 

^ well i was actually thinking about Katzkin, instead of new seats, but why not

< is dreaming about a Premium Two Tone (Black Carbon, and Blue Carbon Center) Katzkin interior. I hate it when i see an a mazing price for an item on SL, and don't ahve the money for it.

v also shares my hatred for great prices, and being poor

 

^^is right shares hatred for great prices and being poor

<<< isnt dreaming right now.. unless its a nightmare.. having to be at work bored

V wishes they had change for the old skool nickel peep show viewer

 

^^^ damn my last buffalo head nickel...oh well!

<<< never meant to use three arrows

vvv Is lactoseintolerant, and just ate ice Cream

 

^Does not know my lactose destroying ability
<Does indeed know he likes ben and jerry's fish food.
v will make comment about same brand ice cream.

 

^ must be one "chunky monkey"

< will work for beer

v also will make ice cream joke

 

^ ok, ice cream joke:

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.
He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.
He goes up to the counter and says, "Banana Split, please."
The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?"
The old man says, "No, Arthritis!"

< will work for bandwidth

v will continue with another joke...

 

^ i believe that beauty is only skin deep, but i dont intend to go much deeper

< thinks thhat i am a horrible human being and wants to take me out behind the building and whoop my ****

v thinks i need professional mental help

 

^ Correct...offroading in a xB? C'mon....get an element instead

< leaves in 1 week for Chile

v Is going to miss me since I'll be away for 2 months

 

^^^ buy me something

<<< will continue with a better joke, and not a quote from Larry the Cable Guy

Whats the same between a Chicken and a Grape?

There both purple, except for the Chicken!

vvv thinks my joke is so terrible it is funny.

 

^ i have tears running down my cheeks im laughing so hard

< honda? hmm, dont they make lawnmowers

v thinks we should go beat this kid for talking bad about LTCG, wants to go Git-r-done

 

^ doesnt care who you are, thats funny

< heh heh, I'm sorry Lord, bless the starving pigmies

V snorts pixie stix to get the day going.

 

^ yah - already on my third one (I like grape best)

< pixie stix and Gatorade .... yum!

v scares small chil'run

 

^^ but do the lil chil'run know they scare me more than i them??

<< needs some warranty love from vw

VV will give me some love but still wont fix my problem

 

^ come here tiger...

< Is actually a fan of Larry the Cable Guy (and all the Blue Collar Guys) but wouldn't call their various quotes, jokes.

V Will dress up as carrot top for halloween

 

^ heh heh

< I'm DIALING 1-800-CALL-ATT

V is shamed to be around me for the simple fact I know the 1-800-call-att thing

 

^ the ATT thing is a monopoly game

< is calling Janelle to beg her to take out Zach or dump him one or the other

v Lends me his ATT calling card

 

^^ is wrong.. i work for a Competiter of AT&T so no AT&T card for u

<< is gonna call 1-800-mixalot

VV wants to be "swap meet louie" for halloween

 

^ good idea

< is jealous of ^^^^ and he's knows why

V thinks I would look better dressed as 'Manwhich'