^ come on, just one piece...your mom won't know

< buys candy at Walmart

v favorite candy is lik m stik

 

^ hahahahahah I just snorted coke out my nose I was laughing so hard at the lik 'm' stik heee oooooh that kinda hurt

< is soooooooooooooooooooo bored on a friday

V routinely sprays them selves with cans of refried beans, wrapps themselves in foil from head to toe and runs down the street singing the human burrito song. V

 

^ you act like there is something wrong with that

< gonna rock and roll all night and party everyday

v wants to go for a ride in my womans NEW Polar White xA, but knows im the only one allowed in her egg (doesnt sound quite right)

 

^ no no, I hear its quite normal to talk about a womans egg......(snickers quietly)

< is booored on a monday

V Like to superglue their fingers together and talk about how gnomes did it while they were sleeping.

 

^ I hate those gnomes, they make it impossible to type

< Is trying to pull fingers apart as we speak

v Is too busy sniffing the glue to use it on fingers

 

^ was sniffing glue... but it wasnt dry yet... now my nostrills are glued shut

<< mouth is all dried up now

VV will offer me something to drink

 

^needs more than something to drink to cure what he has

<traded some games for MARVEL:NEMESIS, and LOVES it

v Likes to dance around naked swinging by the light fixtures.

 

^knows that i like to dance naked 'cause he was there with me
<Spends the majority of MONDAY sitting in the office browsing ScionLife
v Doesnt know anything about SCAA

 

^ got screen name from underwear inspection
< is a self doubting solipsist
v doesn't actually exist

 

^5 years older than Me
<not only do i exist, but SN is because my dalmatian has BROWN SPOTS...maybe i should start inspecting panties...um i mean underwear haha
v is actually doing something with there day NOT

 

^ How did you know? are you spying on me?

< thinking about buying a small pet today

v has 10 cats and a mule

 

^ yeah, had fun at the fair last week

< had a horrible day at work today

v really wants me to come over and hahng out with my friends Jack, Jim, and The Captin

 

^ is my new best friend and is on 'the list'
< has to go find a boat for his boss that his boss owns but forgot about for 16 months and now ist really sure where it is, but thinks its in Seattle, somewhere.... I'm not making this up.....

V Just fell out of a chair laughing in dis belief

 

^ goin boat hunting

< goin boat huntin with him, and bringing the big guns

v wanna go boat huntin

 

^^ picking self up from floor... i have a boat...motor needs replacing

<< thinking i should keep the alcohol lei's from hawaii to myself and wear them at work

VV wants to get lei'd by alcohol

 

^ I really dont, fly up here and find my bosses boat

< sigh

V thinks the word tungsten is funny

 

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v

 

^ Thanks for the applause...

< Doesn't know why he's being applauded!

v Will explain the way things work to me...!?!?

 

^^ will explain things to him for a dollar

<< is hungry.... wheres the beef?

VV thinkin they want to go hunting the wild "tofu-do beast"

 

^ ummm....sure, whatever that means

< didn't get the small pet yesterday, but might get it today

v will give me some money for my pet