^ sure why not

< still hung over from last night

v lets party 2night

 

^ when, and where

< helllllz yeah, party

v pretty girl comin to party

 

^ i dont look good in a dress, but a miniskirt, hell yah

< (isnt a girl)

V would rather party with me

 

^ in Wyoming, hell yeah!

< is staring at the computer, not knowing what to write about. It's been a bad bad bad day.

v wants to party with me and xb boy

 

^ NO I DONT

< whoops, hit caps lock key

v we dont want THEM in on our plans to take over the world do we?

 

^ plans what plans??? oh.. you mean those papers goin thru the shredder??

<< crap... wonder if how quickly and accuratly can piece together the 13gallon bag of confetti formaly known as "the plans"

VV will bring me some extra tape

 

^ has tape....

< Hey are those "The Plans"? Did you shred up "The Plans" again... man i aughta slap you....

V will slap kkawaw for me so i don't have to fly to washington

 

^ I'll slap him this summer when I'm up there...

< Found out today that my friend in the Air Force is being relocated to Guam.

v Will come with me to Guam to visit.

 

^ i wish, that would be a sweet vacation

< just got a promotion, yay!

v has been working for years and is still doing the same job

 

^ knows i have gone through many sets of knee pads

< laughs an evil laugh at his own joke

v doesnt get it

 

^ ur right, what the h is all that about?

< is soo sleepy, only had like 3 hours of sleep

v wishes they were in Seattle so they could bask in the greatness of the Seahawks

 

^ Your seahawks can go to HECK

< Redskins Fan

v even more disgruntled than i am

 

^ lmao...and where are the redskins now?

< loves Seahawks haters who are all biting their nails now cause they're tight like that

v wishes their team was doing it big like the Hawks this year

 

^ is right, i wish the Lakers were in the superbowl

<Did a Tune-up on a Cummins 855 diesel today

V will help me tomorrow

 

^ hates Diesels

<loves working on Deisel Trucks, nothing like all that power with a turbo

v will clean up the mess that i just made on my desk from SPILLING MY COKE

 

^ psh, you wish.

< bought a bunch of random stuff in Chinatown, today.

v thinks hockey is the sht and will come to a game this weekend with me.

 

^ all depends

< looking for cheap airfaire to california

v pilot that will fly me there, SAFELY

 

^ooohhh....well uhmmmm. its that whole "safely" word that throws up a little flag

< i am a Leaf on the wind... watch how i soar

V hello. how you doin? Whats your scion...

 

^ my scion is sag.

< needs sleep

v has a pillow for me, so I can curl up under my cube and doze off

 

^ here have this pillow, BUT I AM NOT READING YOU A BEDTIME STORY AGAIN

< (thinks back to last time i read a bed time story)

v read this man a bedtime story