^ only if you shoot me first

< hands her a gun

v stop your crying and take it like a man

 

^who says im crying

< speends to much time thinking about what to mod on my box


v has no $$$ to mod

 

^ How did YOU know

< living a life of shame because of his love for garden gnomes

v help me, please

 

^^sorry cant help you there.... Im a memember of the Garden Gnome Liberation Front.....

<< is freeing Garden Gnomes and providing sanctuary for them in my yard

VV will Google "Garden Gnome Liberation Front" and find out all the good things we do

 

^^ Checked out www.freethegnomes.com

<< Not interested in GGLF. Active member of the underground garden gnome slave trade.

VV Will trade able bodied garden gnomes for sugar and wheat

 

^ where would you like your sugar and wheat

< yeah... more garden gnomes to protect my Scions

v yeah, I said it.. more for me, none for you

 

^ thats ok they scare me anyway


< i use to "borrow" them from yards an relocate them!!


v had a garden gnome stolen from his yard

 

^^ needs to stay away from my yard

< just got his 50th post so he can post here now even though he hasn't read the first 160+ pages

vv probably spent the last month reading all 160+ pages and forgot what the sun looks like...

 

^ yes

< Has all his garden gnomes to keep him happy

v are they really always after your lucky charms

 

^^no not really.. never did like them
<< gonna start a garden gnome bowling league
VV will start a leperchan bowling league to challeng the gnomes

 

^likes bowling
< sucks at bowling
v likes big *****

 

^ keep thinking that

< had a horrible day at work, needs a beer and a hug

v give me atleast one of those please

 

^^heres a beer....... can.... empty.. sorry

<< was just mean

VV will forgive me

 

^^ Well idont forgive you, you broke the code man!

<< Has an insatiable appitite fo Sushi

VV Thinks the kool aid man is teh sex! Oh Yeah!

 

^ he can mix my flavored powder anytime

< *breaks through wall "OH YEAHHHHH

V loves to eat pie and then stare at old people with a strange but sinister grin

 

^ hell yeah

< also sits in his moms white Impala in the middle of intersections with a hair dryer and big sunglasses

v gotcha

 

^ trapped me
< not trailer trash
V likes to trash people

 

^ yup, i thow one away a day

< very wasteful

v uses every part of a lifeless human body like the indians did before we came over

 

^i like to wear asses as hats
<drove my first manual Xb today and had a blast
vthinks asses smell good and would like to wear an ___ hat too!

 

^ uhmmm no all you buddy

< perfers assless hats.

V can quote the entire SpaceBalls movie by HEART!