^ Its BUTT HER

< Wont stop till I get enough

v Dosent believe that Weebles Wobble

 

^ Don't stop get it get it
< Weebles Wobble??
V Likes to rub honey on their thighs

 

^ Should come to the photoshoot in MD
< rubs other stuff on thighs....
v eat it

 

^ Likes it rough

< LUNCH TIME!

V Wants to watch

 

^ ...thinks about baseball. ...thinks about baseball.

< is watching and is amazed at the wonders of ^, a circus miget, and a bowl of peanut butter.

v sits alone on the couch naked every Thursday watching Beavis and Butthead reruns at 3am.

 

^ Is a Miami Weiner

< Is going to SA Exposed

v wants to go to SA Exposed

 

^ That be cool...Too Bad I cant get there...oh well!
< Legs are crapped up from 3 mile hike yesterday
v Gimme a leg massage.....

 

^ should Strech before Hitch Hiking

< Will not rub your legs....Unless has lots of money...But no Happy ending....Unless has lots and lots of money

v Thinks Broke BAck Mountain is the best Love Story ever

 

^ always gives happy endings!!!

< thinks it should have been named Poke Crack Mountain

v wishes they would have been cast instead of Jake Gyllenhaal. < Thinks they would look better in @$$less chaps than he does.

 

^ wants to see me in assless chaps

< not pretty in assless chaps

v will pay good money to see those pics

 

^ keep those pics..
< yuck!!
V hold me!!

 

^ we have gone over this befre... NO

< in 15 minutes ill be outta work for 5 days

v is a loooooooooooooooooooooooser and isnt going to exposed in ATL

 

^youre right im not goin to exposed, but im not the loser with no center caps and sermicide on my door handle

<sippin on some barq's root beer

v enjoys root beer as well

 

^ Is getting drunk off root beer

< Not much of a root beer fan, I'll take a Coke though.

v Want Some?

 

^ if offering Coke yes
< takes HIS coke too
v txt me

 

^already did
<Drinks SObe Adrenaline Rush
Vhas to try sugarfree red bull

 

^ will do sometime soon..

< think i need 1 now..

v gimme some red bull..

 

^ addicted to cafine

< Not goin to Maimi

v Will post pics of Maimi

 

^ Likes my pic of Miami

< wont be in ATL Exposed but will be In SA Exposed with Slim Thug

V Wants to come to San Antonio Exposed

 

^ Is going to take lots of pics at SA Exposed!

< wishes he could go to SA, but is stuck going to Halloween parties. Will most likely be unconscious on someone's lawn by early morning. Did I mention I'm going to Miami?

v Stop that this instant! If you keep it up, you'll go blind!