^ is wrong

< walks into store at the top of his lungs yells "Where are the condoms"

V insert remark here

 

^ They call him the Condom Don.
< iPod just started playing a track from Scion Sampler Volume 8.
V Loves jelly.

 

^ mmmm jelly sounds like an exciting night

< mmmm jelly it is hard to get off

V wonders what the hell is wrong with me

 

^ On a daily basis!
< Ordered a new cookbook this morning
V Needs to quit acting hard before I slap the funk out'cha

 

^ HAH! I didn't know you saw me on Sat. night!

< one bad *****' SHUT yo mouth!

v you talkin' to me?

 

^ no but your gonna listen to what the sofa king i say though

< don't ever ever get married EVER and buy a house and then get divorced your gonna get sofa king funked up just cause she got the house doesn't mean she can keep up with the sofa king payments and have the sofa king morgage company harass YOU cause that evil ex can't make the payments on time and her phone number changed so the sofa king morgage company can't get a hold of her

V is having a better eveing then i am

 

^ really needs a nap
< can't believe I just read through this entire thread
v Is glad I joined the game

 

^ Is hasving fun with this thread
< Just ordered dinner
v is thing about dinner

 

^ waiting for Meals on Wheels

< waiting for quitting time

v waiting to think of something funny (should've waited longer...)

 

/\ im fresh out of funny

< waiting for something to do...bored

\/ waiting for the PSP (like me)

 

^ waiting for a Pizza
< waiting for Godot
v waiting for insight

 

^ whats godot rose?

< has been drinking...wheeeee

V is gonna help me with above insight

 

^ http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=godot

< waiting for 24 to start

v doesn't watch 24

 

^ is correct I've missed too much

< is chillin watchin leno

V will come and clean my box after the snow

 

^ Ha I haven't even washed my own car from the LAST snow
< Is really bitter that it was 70 degrees today and it's gonna snow tomorrow
V Is jealous of my accounting skills

 

^ Hopefully isn't busy tomorrow because
< needs help saving money
v is hopeing that Biggies Shorty can help them too

 

^ is right i need a great big hug from biggie shorty too

< is still depressed and in the doldrums

v cheer me up lots pls with lots of morale surport too

 

^ could be worse, ya could be getting ready for your second surgery in 2 days

< 4 screws in clutch foot yesterday, steel plate in steering wrist today

v left-handed

 

^ has great drugs
< has no drugs and is right handed
v wishes he/ she had drugs

 

^ nah, I had a doughnut!

< had lots of Schlitz last night! WooHoo!

v wants the Schlitz!