^ I have visors in my xBs

< Had mono at 15

v Will massage my feet?

 

^ knows i would love to, but i cant

< eating dinner @ 12.33 AM EST because he just got home from a 16 hour day at work, is looking forward to tuesday and wednesday being twelve hour days... then having 4 days off from working for the rat

v i have this tingliing sensation that your gonna ask me for disney tickets

 

^ Mr. Disney is a pervert and will not ask for tickets....... ever
< cut my finger real good today and it hurts real bad (1/4 of my nail is gone as well as a small portion of the tip)
v knows how it feels to be drunk and still in pain

 

^ oh yeah onl thing worse than getting sh*tfaced is the morning after
< shivvers
v has the clap

 

^^ thats clapPER.. P E R at the end

<< to much late night tv

VV hooked the clapper up to the Magic Bullet

 

^^ should get back to work
<< should too (and turn off the clapper bullet)
vv had a bad work ethic

 

^ Nope! I am really good at work!!

< doesn't know why....she sits bored with a computer in front of her daily....

v Has a crappy job.

 

^ Only Crappy Pay!...Job is Decent..
< S is funny girl!...hehehe
v Hum Whatcha-Whatcha want??

 

^ its crappy due to my co-worker i have to deal with every day
< not doing a thing
v doing the same thing as i'm doing

 

^ Pretty much.

< I'm funny girl!!

v Doesn't like smashed potatoes.

 

^ Dang..That is a FACT!!...lol
< Likes Rice a lot...
V Whats the Next Car Event??

 

^ i have absolutely NO idea.

< is bored

v will eat a apple tomorrow

 

^ Scion Exposed 4.0 Jaxville this weekend...

< someone stole my interior...

v is the world really flat

 

^ dont really know
< just got to work
v make that booty clap

 

^ * clap clap clap*

< is stalled on progress with his car now

V will send me a free part for my xA

 

^ I'll send you a 10mm bolt!!

< For some reason I think I'm clever.

v Doesn't have custom plates.

 

^ is right
< needs tint more
v painted at least on thing on their scion

 

^ Nope! Nothing.......yet......

< Might get custom plates for her birthday tomorrow! Woohoo!!

v Can you guess what they'll say?

 

^ MMMmmmBoxxxy
< Found a proxy I can get into websites!!
v U got proxy??

 

^ i've got so much proxy you need epoxy to hold it all together and a lot of moxie to talk about it, foxy....

< l33t

V Im in ur base killin all yor d00ds