^ are you washing the box tomorrow?

< has itchy skin from a bad sun burn

v can you help put some lotion on me?

 

^ no thanks you can put the lotion on yourself
< doesn't know what it's like to get sunburnt
v hope you didn't blow off any limbs on the 4th!

 

^ Nope...no illegal fireworks this year.

< Found a copy of the Mighty Ducks on VHS and is watching it right now.

v Probably doesn't even own a VCR anymore.

 

^ lol mighty ducks!! awesome!
< actually I do own a VCR but I haven't used it in forever
v owns a betamax lol

 

^ dont talk bad about my betamax

< still awake, for some reason i cant sleep this week, so far only slept about 8 hours...

v Hi, that skirt looks good on you...

 

^Actually, it's a kilt.
< Sah-lightly umm.. "intox" right now
Vdoesn't believe that its a kilt or slightly.

 

^ is correct... you might as well just admit it already...

< failed at making nachos earlier today... so made a margarita instead

v nothing like celebrating the 4th of july, America's birthday, with some Illegal Immigrant food and drink huh

 

^ wish i had a margarita right now

<has to pee, and refuses to come to terms that he's wearing a skirt.

Vreally could've lived without knowing that.

 

^ yeah... and to think i had to reveal to the world you were wearing a skirt

< wonders how hard it would be for a man to pee in a skirt...

v do you pull the skirt up or push it down and pull yourself up over the skirt...

 

^ Don't have to pull, it hangs far enough

<Blessed ;) and considering getting rid of the scion for a Solstice GXP

V What do you think?

 

^ wearing a skirt and wants a solstice.. wanna just come out now???

< realizes that was really wrong, and i dont mean any harm in it, just inda sounded right at the time...

v forgives me for my remark...

 

^ Forgiven

< Not wearing a skirt, nor was, and am slowly re-gaining my bearings

VHas something against the solstice

 

^ saw my rant coming

< would like to own one, but with it being the size it is... and me being 6' 300lbs we dont really agree...

v is waiting with can opener in hand for me to buy one anyway

 

^ lost the can opener... sorry

< eats Honey Bunches of Oats

v suspects more frequently that the dark lord sauron, after failing with rings, has moved onto spoons

 

^ is kept in the dark
< hungry
v feed me!

 

^ hands Claudia a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats

< still eating my cereal

v is at a loss for words

 

^.........

<.........

v.........

 

^ is 100% speechless

< waiting for 4pm to get out of work

v is the head chef at mcdonalds

 

^actually, my bro works at in-n-out

< still wants my bro to put the cf badgeless garnish on....

v will agree with me

 

^ Not CF....do body-color badgeless...
< Wants a Badgeless FM color garnish!!!
v Nice body...*wink, wink*