^not really, but maybe i'll start!

<definitely doesn't have friday off work...

vneeds a new job

 

^ Is going all out killing spree at work

< yes !

v getting crazy!

 

^Naw not really that crazy here at work :/

< kinda bored actually

v is fallin' asleep?

 

^ Basically
< Bored as Fvck!!!!!
v Hire my a$$

 

^ My new B*tich

< Pimp him out for the lady

v I will give him to you for $100

 

^ hahaha

< mentally asleep/physically awake

v NightGlide will sell TeeCizzle to you for $100. Deal or no deal?

 

^ I've only got...$3 on me

< Would rather buy Jen for a day

V

 

^ I would want to buy her too.....lmao sike j/k just would like to meet you Jen

< Thinking what I'm going eat for lunch

v sleepy?

 

^ lol thanks man

< more sleepy than tired

v there is a difference between being sleepy and being tired...right? or am I THAT tired.....

 

^ I dunno

< my ears and eyes feel like they're bleeding after i pull an all nighter...

V weirded out

 

^ Just a lil about the whole bleeding thing

< I can't stop yawning....feel the same way as above

v in the same boat...as in being tired

 

^ I had a mentos. i'm refreshed

< wendy's salad ownzzz joooo

v is celebrating hump day

 

^ naw, just happy the day is moving along quickly

< would like a salad from wendy's

v What's for lunch????

 

^ Hmm...Chicken Nuggets
< Day 3 of being Unemployed..It sucks!!!!!
v Man stick that back in!!

 

^ what!?

< still would like Wendy's

v Wendy's or Jack in the Box?

 

^ Get some In N Out

< Used google maps 'street view' to find out the name of the place because I remembered exactly where it was in Avondale, AZ but couldn't think of the name

V Can't have In N Out because you've never heard of it.

 

^ oh I know In N Out...mmmmmmm

< In N Out, that's what our hamburgers allllll about

V thinks In N Out > White Castle

 

^ Psh, try the REAL white castle

< thinks in n out is really good, but white castle might be better

v have you tried the real white castle? if yes, i hate you

 

^ Fur burger?

<White Castle all the way!

V Order everything on of the jack in a box is best!

 

^ I didn't know they had White castle in Antarctica

< White Castle > all other fast food. And for the record, store bought white castle is NOT white castle. Neither is that Crystal's garbage you have over in Cali.

V Is craving some WC now.