^ Sure am - laundry and balancing my checkbook, w00t!
< Is monitoring these boards, the Maryland game, email conversations, one txt msg convo, and a little bit of actual work.
V Thinks I deserve a raise for my multitasking skillz.

 

^ you deserve a raise

< listening to Norah Jones

v you?

 

^ Clash for me
< Thinks London Calling is in the top 5 greatest albums of all time
v Prefers Captain and Tenille

 

^ hates the captain

< unless it's rum...I'm playing Brother to Arms(Badass WWII game for xBox)

V has to pee

 

^ Eh, not so much at the moment.
< Just wolfed down lunch and is ready for coffee, or a Reese's cup.
V Will eat the other Reese's cup if I buy some.

 

^ damn right

< my momma is bringing me a cookies and cream shake

v wanna share?

 

^ sure, but the ice cream might melt on the way from Tulsa

< listening to technicians _____

v will pimp slap them for me.

 

^ pimp slaps a'comin

< too late, shake is gone

v maybe next time

 

^ is a gluten
< will FEDEX a shake
v likes to lick .....

 

^ gluten = glutton

< FEDEX sucks, USPS rules

v agrees

 

^ Is correct, USPS rules
< Doesn't know what USPS stands for (j/k)
V Missed me on the forums

 

^--- didn't guess very well who would be next
<--- uses usps more in one day than most people do in one year
\/--- missed breakfast because they were in a hurry

 

^ FedEx best out there

< still waiting for the Tracking Number to show up in the UPS system for his rims

V hates DHL

 

^ secretly loves DHL
< Cant Spell For S*T
v understands

 

^ needs to go back to school

< my mom works for the USPS

V wants to go out for dinner

 

^wants to pay for my dinner
<mmm, food
v wants to also pay for my dinner...

 

^ needs to eat
< can't afford to pay for his dinner
\/ might be a better candidate to pay for his dinner

 

^ eats alot
< will pay, as long as its free
v will pay for desert

 

^ Sure...bot only if he puts out
< Is just kidding...has a girlfriend
V Is actually considering it

 

^ needs to post a pic (nvm...)
< has decided to by HIS own dinner
V thinking about getting me a restaurant gift card