^ um ok but im making shrimp and linguini
<loves shrimp mmmmmmmmm
v like shrimp???

 

^ i
< hate
v you

 

^ not a friendly person

< thinks ^ needs a hug

v help him out

 

^ hi hi hi

< is happy but my car is dirty

v likes my wheels?

 

^ should go clean it then

< needs to clean his car as well

v has an arrest record

 

^ depends on who is asking

< oh yaya oh hell yeah baby put on that party dress

v knows who sings that

 

^ is looking at the wrong guy for that answer

< is googling that shiz

v how long should i let the dishes pile up before the roommate does them? its her turn

 

^ her? imo she should do them all of the time
< washed her car in the rain today bc 14hrs of straight driving=100000 bugs
v raining?

 

^ 75 and sunny, nice and calm, breezy... Iowa sucks

< loosing his mind

v do you really think that she really does have a pocket full of sunshine

 

^who? lmfao
< silly / going out....NOW heheheh
v plans?

 

^ you will never know my plans for world domination...

< thinking about going dragging... not the cross dressing kind, the crusing through down town with a few mini truckers throwing sparks and breaking parts

v woooooo hoooooooo?

 

^ wahoo-watch IQ with Tim Robbins-it's worth the time

< is thinking we need a scion singles web site-needs a girl who I have something in common with

v would definitely cook the best they could for their soul mate

 

^ knows i tried that for the last girl that i was in a relation____ with

< just made a dane cook reference, but has dated 2 scion girls... yeah, im sticking to girls that drive hondas now...

v just threw up in their mouth a little with that comment

 

^ that kinda tastes like chicken mcnuggets when that happens

< wonders when I will ever find the end to my modding phase (actually I know better-it never ends) just have to take a break sometime to make one like my avatar

v will never choose a buick as their car after trading in a scion

 

^ wouldnt even eat nachos on the hood of a buick

< made grilled cheese

v is as crafty as a fox

 

^ kinda?

< hasnt played in forever

v HI!!!!!!!!!

 

^ welcome back

< i passed out, then my dog came in and woke me up

v thanks for the help...

 

^ would you eat nachos with a goat

< would eat nachos on a boat

v yes sam I am I do like ....

 

^ no, i will not turn Green Eggs and Ham into something w/ nachos

< is eating cool, refreshing watermelon

v want some?

 

^get some

< latest mod = Dress pants and shirts for work

v what is your latest, greatest mod?