^ no

< I'M NUMBER 1000 BEYOTCHES!

v your 1001

 

^ I'm only 1001 because i LET you be 1000.
< And I think it's beyotchresses.
V Is coming to the beach with me and Nate!

 

^ Is only a biatch on days that end in Y
< Likes eating little Debbie ... snack cakes that is.
v likes eating brownies

 

^ has a sweet tooth

< only like brownies in uniform

v thinks i'm either really cool or a sick bastard

 

^ your cool with me
< likes em a lil older
v agrees, with age comes knowledge

 

^ I agree.
< Ready for a nap.
V Gonna wake me up at 9 Eastern?

 

^ wrong I gotta be up at 8:15

< is druink

V wishes they had my life

 

^ is drunk and no thanks

< happy with his life

V also content with his/hers

 

^ is content

< would consider having someone elses left foot and left wrist

v hand (and foot) 'em over!

 

^ it's too early to be handing out body parts
< kinda tired of being at work everyday so early
v have you noticed it's always the same people that post?

 

^ shouldn't ask cosmic questions like that

< not noticing anything

v knows that everyone in this game posts naked!

 

^ ummm....where did you hide the camera?

< looking for spy cams

v also not noticing anything

 

^ Huh? What?

< Wonders where his spy cam is hidden (it's cold in here)

v knows and isn't telling, b/c he or she installed it.

 

^ I don't know what you're talking about
< pleading the 5th ( and drinking it too)
v is confused

 

^ already drinking?....ouch

< drinking a diet vanilla pepsi.........and not ___

v doesn't drink diet soda

 

^ You are correct, sir
< Fruit Punch Gatorade!
v Is as hydrated as they come

 

^ is right...
< needs a drink
v will go drinking with me tonight

 

^ drinking with Tylox makes me sweat

< trys to avoid sweating

v sweating to the oldies right now

 

^Couldn't be more wrong
< Also not that into sweating
v If you want to destroy my sweater...

 

^ Is halucinating cause I don't really drink that often...

< Can't wait to see what my xA RS1 can do at the track...

v Probably can't bang the corners then flow into the straightaways as well as I can... :D