^ has no idea........
< feels the sudden urge to leave work for a RBV
v will make excuses to my boss

 

^ xB Emergency in Columbia!
< I'd really like to Irish up this coffee...
V Gonna join us?

 

^ Nope, saving myself for beers at Stuft Pizza tonite

< Mmmmm, Beer.

v Needs to fix their sig.

 

^ why?........sniff, sniff

< likes his sig.

v needs a crafty sig.

 

^ Seriously doesn't even have a sig

< doesn't know what a sig is

v Is going to buy some 24 karat 19" rims for me with a cost of $10,000 (needs a sig)

 

^

< REALLY ready to leave work

v fantasizes about 24 karat rims

 

^fickle...first fantasizes about my RBV, now the rims, lol

<eating yum yum bbq pork

V will get $5 from me if they know what movie this quote is from: "Is this moron #1? Put moron #2 on the phone"

 

^ moron number 3 posting on this thread

< moron number 4 continues to buy modifications for car (even though he really has no money)

v Carries a purse and pocketbook around even though he's a man!!!

 

^ Isn't aware that purse and pocketbook are the same thing.
< Eating a thing that's like a hot pocket on crack, it's amazing.
V Wishes s/he had one too!

 

^ cramping my style (and my diet mentioning hot pockets - way to go)

< Need's to get rest (and loose about 40 pounds muahaha)

v Also needs to go on a diet (fatty - that's right I'm talking to you)

 

^ Has a crystal ball or is stalking me...

< Needs to lose weight to be ready for the Police Dept. if he is ever called up from the list...

v Going to make a reference about police officers, good or bad...

 

^^ your sig is that thing below the line down there vvvv
^ cops are good

< loves watching cops

v likes men in uniform

 

^ You know me so well.
< Finished making cookies!
V Going to apply ointment to my burned hands.

 

^ i burned my arm in the hot oven already

< gots me a new avatar again

v guess what it is, theres a hint some where

 

^ not a clue on the avatar

< has a great avatar in the wings if some red-blooded male wants it

v want it?

 

^ i need an avatar, but dont kno wat ur talkin about
< hopes someone will give me an avatar by the next time i log on
v has a great avatar, and doesnt want to change it

 

^ has no clue waht an avatar is

< has no clue waht an avatar is

v will explane what an avatar is and well give on to me and to ^^

 

^ should write "will dance for an avatar" on a cardboard

< does have a cool avatar! Also drinks an average of 2 cans of Monster Energy a day..... sometimes 3 (no kidding!)


V will donate me a new kidney in 15 years

 

^ have kids they'll donate for you

< i know what my avatar is

v guess again look at my avatar and my sig.!!!

 

^ can't see my avatar
< has an invisible avatar
v thinks I am lying