^ like, totally! It was just a harmless gas fight...

< Just found something kinda mushy and chewy in the bottom of his slim fast shake, uh, should I be worried??...

v dial 91 and then wait for me to say something

 

^ be very worried

< what does dialing 91 get you?

v thinks Alex meant 911

 

^ I think he wanted you to be that much closer to dialing 911 just in case...
< Didn't get my burger, but did have an excellent chicken sonvlaki pita
v Is Alex telling us that he's okay

 

^ pitariffic

< not dead yet, I'm thinking it was the unmixed "Slim Fast Nutrient Bundle"

v thinks I should keep telling myself that...

 

^ likes slim fast

< is a great super hero

v wheres under-roos to be part of the in crowd

 

^ Nope....but I did own a Wonder Bra once
< finally getting some much needed caffeine
v Thinks everyone should enjoy a "Slim Fast Nutrient Bundle"

 

^ dooo wha??

< is hurtin today form my lobster tan at the Mid-Atl

V is clearing the weekend of the 31st of July for the Scion Summer Jam in MD!

 

^ Already cleared it.
< Might actually *make* something and not just buy a bunch of hot dogs.
v Is ready to go home already, slacker.

 

^ slacker

< should be getting ready for work, but is watching gremlins 2

v is getting married to a women over 65

 

^ no.........they don't allow that in MD !
< unmarried and planning to stay that way!
v married to your job

 

^ It's like you live my life.
< Divorcing this job ASAP.
v Will give me a new one.

 

^ can be my personal chaufer

< is eating spaghetti

V will eat spaghetti sometime this week

 

^ So will

< will do

V will also but with big meat *****.

 

^ is correct

< has big meatBALLS

v likes the AC/DC song "Big *****"

 

^ seafood coctail, crabs, crayfish...

< I host the Best Damn Rock and Roll Show on the Planet! 'Course I do!

v thinks it's sad I only have 2 shows left.

 

^ very sad!!
< wants to do a radio show, too
V will lend me a mic

 

^ heresss ya go

< wants to host a radio show

V will help me find a new job

 

^ should be a chef instead

< already making plans for July 31st!

V will see me there

 

^ Yes, I will!
< wants to go dancing now
v take me?

 

^ sure thing, fly on down

< wants to know why Alex only has 2 shows left

v gonna come dancing with Rose and I (as soon as I can walk)