I would definitely do the jet one. haha.


Jizz in my pants or chill on a boat.

 

chill on a boat. poseiiiiidon!!!



picking your nose with your finger after you handled wasabi or wiping your butt after poopies with broken glass?

 

neither cuase ive heard both way too much. space olympics or boombox ftmfw

shoe strings or velcro

 

beat you to it breaux.



shoe strings. loop de loop.




mudd wrestling or ky jelly?

 

gah i love this thread!

ky wrestling

k&n or injen

 

back on track..

 

k&n. lol this thread is addicting



kicked in the nuts by a clydesdale or getting a root canal with a jack hammer?

 

root canal... i would like to have kids some day haha

mtv or vh1

 

vh1.



clotheslined or falcon punched?

 

lmao falcon punched because that would be epic

glued to the toilet seat or out of toilet paper

 

out of toilet paper. you can use your socks hahah.



tooth ache or hernia?

 

tooth ache fo sho

chuck norris or bruce lee

 

chuck f-n norris.



get decapitated with a circular saw or dealing with a nagging pregnant psycho ex gf?

 

dealing with an ex.

hitting your finger with a hammer or shooting your hand with a nail gun??

 

id probly have to result to the saw after having to deal with the ex haha

new orleans or atlanta

 

yall post too quick, darnit. we need to get back in order.

ATL fer sho.



hittin your toes on a coffee table or belly flop into a shallow pool?

 

belly flop..

get caught skinny dipping in a public pool or getting "caught" with your other in a public pool.

 

skinny dippin in a pulic pool. been there done that.



getting your nails yanked with pliers or getting married to a transvestite? (yes you have to sleep with him/her for honeymoon)

 

PULL MY NAILS OUT!!~! PLEASE!!!!!

dying young, rich and happy, or dying old sad and alone?

 

dying young rich and happy.



finding out that your gf for 3 yrs was born a man or finding out you were adopted from a crack head mother who left you to die and was found later on in a dumpster near uncle chans chinese food?