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Originally Posted by captainlaziness
The 'Dutch Oven' is when you're in bed with your lady, fart, and then pull the covers over her head thereby forcing her to experience the heat and foulness of your beef. I believe it is illegal in most countries and considered cruel and unusual punishment.
A friend of mine told me a story.....
He was laying in bed with his wife one night when he said to her, 'I bet I could spit on the celing light from here.'
After the don't do it, thats grose, etc.. he told her she better take cover that he was going for it. So she did and....Dutch Oven!
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Originally Posted by losmorob
Originally Posted by captainlaziness
The 'Dutch Oven' is when you're in bed with your lady, fart, and then pull the covers over her head thereby forcing her to experience the heat and foulness of your beef. I believe it is illegal in most countries and considered cruel and unusual punishment.
A friend of mine told me a story.....
He was laying in bed with his wife one night when he said to her, 'I bet I could spit on the celing light from here.'
After the don't do it, thats grose, etc.. he told her she better take cover that he was going for it. So she did and....Dutch Oven!
..Funny...You guys hear about that Lady that was Fart'in on the airplane and she lit matches to disguise the smell..then passengers smelled Sulfur and had to make an emergency landing...Man!...haha...I be Pee'd off cuz of that lady and her "gas"...
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Originally Posted by konsumer
Now, is this thread about absolutely nothing or can we talk about anything? I'm confused. Cause to me fartin is nothin.
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