This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention.

had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. 'Great, just great', I said

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.

He was a dwarf!

He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, 'I'm not happy'...

To which I replied, 'Well..... which one are you then?'

I know....I'm going to hell..........

 

wow, lol.

 

Yup that sucks...And yes, you're going to hell for that dwarf joke. LOL. Later.

 

hahahahaha oh man..

 

Haven't heard a good joke in a while

 

that was some quick thinking. LMAO

 

Sounds almost too funny to be true, good story LOL

 

This style of joke has gone around a million times. defiantly not real

 

Yeah I've always heard it as a blonde joke lol

 

that was pretty good. it got a good chuckle out of me.

 

LOL

 

hahah

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHA DUDE YOU HAVE TO BE MY NEW FRIEND OH MAN! Thats worse then the time I was waiting in line at Mcdonalds and this lady was trying to chose between a salad and a big mac and I said "look im in a real hurry, I dont know why you have to take 5 minuites to decide. If you get the salad your just going to come back for the big mac anyways so get both and end it.


Ill race you to hell? haha

 

hahaha man thats mean but that just made me laugh hard now every one in the office is starting at me hahahaha

 

!!!

 

Ellen DeGenerous told it better!...lol

I still thinks it was funnnny!

 

 

omg
best thread ever!!!

 

Hillarious it just made my day

 

Hey man, I'm a dwarf. NOT FUNNY.