Eydeh shomah mobarak!!!!!!

Happy Persian New Year!!!!!

























(almost)
lol

 

wow nobody? Tina? u there? lol

 

yay this makes me part persian

 

Nope, I'm not here.

 

lol jct said something before you did, and he's only part Persian! lol

 

yeah i have a lots of parts of different countries in me

 

YOURE PART PERSIAN?! WHUT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING.

plz tell me you speak Farsi.

 

so the money count for me so far
Mom- $100
Dad- $50
Family from Iran - idk yet, but they sent me money
Aunt N. - 2 tickets to the Galaxy Game

 

Im not persian, what do I get?

 

I used to live in the Middle East. Does that count?? haha

 

a swift kick in the **** and a penny

 

U did?

 

sweet a penny!

 

u know if you put a penny into a savings account with compound interest that doubles everyday in 30days you will have over 5million dollars?

bet you didn't know that

 

no one shall take my penny

 

Yes sir haha

 

i only speak english and a few select words in spanish

 

i'm not persian but tina shared a video with me that explained the difference! all...i.. .have.. .to.. .do.. .is... talk... slow... like... i...just...did...heroin...and ..going...to...fall...asleep... and meow like the cat, MEOW!

also, persians decended from aryans according to the comedian, so you are technically white, which means that even i'm persian! happy new year! where's my money? what do i get for being educating by a comendian from comedy central's axis of evil tour, which i find offensive with my new found persian heritage for labeling our people as evil?

 

i was born and raised here same with my parents

 

My parents came here from Iran during the Revolution. I was born here.