For Thanksgiving, my ex-wife Lisa invited the kids and I to her Mom's house. Lisa's sister, who had just had back surgery, showed up with a huge jar of Vicodin. She just took out handfuls and started passing them out to everyone like they were jellybeans or something. Well, long story short: they baked the ham with the plastic still on it, incinerated a turkey in the gas grill -- not realizing that when you close the lid on a gas grill, the fire does not go out; one of the aunts, thinking they were cranberry soda, gave wine coolers to all of the kids, including five-year old Nicole, who we found later in the closet holding an empty pan after she'd eaten an entire cheesecake single-handedly, one of the fathers-in law examined everything in the house with a big magnifying glass -- Sherlock Holmes style-- while repeating the phrase "This thing works great!" , another Aunt decided that just before dinner would be a great time to gather everyone together and tell them that her sister's husband had raped her Twenty years ago, and in lieu of grace, Lisa's mom told a joke that was so foul that sailors on the next block threw up.

It was the best Thanksgiving ever.

 

LOL...what were you doing this whole time?

 

My Family is Boring.... That's SO AWESOME!

 

1) LMMFAO.
2) remembering clearly why i dumped that biscut.
3) remembering clearly that if i EVER get sprung so hard i remotely consider marriage, to MEET THE FAM FIRST
4) itching alot.

 

hahaha thats awesome. and i thought i had a great thanksgiving watching 6 hours of That 70's show lol (i kno i kno im a ) lol

 

that sounds liek more fun than me. my 21st was yesterday so i was tired and crabby today lol. not hungover just not upbeat . lol.