Im Bored, This is how it goes, you are to start off finishing off the sentence of the person before you... Then continue with your own funny statement!!

Here goes.


I love pink. I believe there would be less accidents in the world if there were more PINK...

 

..Vaginas and less dirty ones. life would be Grand because of..

 

no one would have to deal with the dirty ones

 

Keep this thread CLEAN, or else...

 

...i will pay for my bad use of wording, i will..

 

promise to keep it clean, otherwise I will...

 

Love every guy who gives me a lapdance...

 

and deny every girl that comes my way...

 

unless she brings me a pedo bear doll, then i'll be very...

 

but in reality want them to come my way and play with my..

(don that one sucked lol)

 

barbie dolls that i've had since i was a little girl, um, i mean boy....

(it's your punishment)

 

toy for the old guy living across the street. He used to play with...

 

his pet poodle and fondle little..

 

***** with his lips. Then Chris from family guy...

 

started touching meg inappropriately. Peter got into the action by

 

making brian lick peanut butter off of..

 

johnny's cupcakes. only you will get that...

 

feeling deep down inside when ur fingers are in warm apple pie and..

 

tossing a salad with jelly AND syrup to make it interesting. Lois got into the action when she strapped on a...

 

hanging banjo drum set from her shoulders and started beating it like...