i'm more dangerous then a driver with a cell phone too there ear

 

When I traded in my 04 Nissan Sentra It had a bumper sticker that said
"HUMMERS are for dicks"

 

P.A.L.L.L
( People Agianst Left Lane Losers)

 

There are some good ones in here...

My favorite's are probably:

"Sure you can trust the government, just ask the indians"

and

[on an Element/xB] "Poor man's/woman's Hummer"

 

one of the villages in texas lost there village idiot

 

I loved the WTF one.

My favs are:
"Horn broken...watch for finger"
"My drinking team has a racing problem"

 

I love it! A bumper sticker that says bumper stickers are for losers.

 

Yuck Fou

Bad cop, no donut.

 

You - Out of the Gene Pool!

 

How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you

Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move

If I am a pain in the butt, use more lubricant

My karma ran over your dogma

If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy

Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!

Coffee ****

Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)

I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows

Born again virgin

I am straight but not narrow

Don't lie about your ***** if I am going to see it later!

Assume the position please

Welcome to America
Now speak english

God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?

I love to fart

Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself

Buck Fush

Yuck Bush

I love midget ****

Gas, grass or *ss, no one rides for free

Bad cop, no donut

No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started

Keep honking, I'm re-loading

Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India

take a poop

 

now thats some sayings!

 

Wow Vegasdriver...
You opened up the bumper saying vault!

 

Gas, grass or *ss, no one rides for free

it's a$$, gas, or grass nobody rides for free.

I think that saying was from the 70's hippie's

 

"So many cats so little recipes"

 

"If you're going to ride my a$$, at least pull my pony tail"

"Fu-- with me and Fu-- with the whole trailer park"

"Life's a b--ch, then you get hit by one"

"Want a ride to my double wide?"

"Follow me and I'll show you how we do it in the trailer park"

(little trailer park theme going on here but there are so many good ones!)

 

"YOU! Off my planet!"

 

"dubya dubya dubya dot liar dot con"

 

"For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three."

 

if you don't like my driving call 1800-eat-$#!t

 

This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *ss?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.