bumper sticker sayings!
#27
Originally Posted by ack154
Bumper stickers are for losers.
No... seriously, that's what it would say.
But I would NEVER put a bumper sticker on my paint! EVER!
No... seriously, that's what it would say.
But I would NEVER put a bumper sticker on my paint! EVER!
#30
How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you
Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move
If I am a pain in the butt, use more lubricant
My karma ran over your dogma
If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy
Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!
Coffee ****
Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)
I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows
Born again virgin
I am straight but not narrow
Don't lie about your ***** if I am going to see it later!
Assume the position please
Welcome to America
Now speak english
God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?
I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
Yuck Bush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or *ss, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop
Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you
Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move
If I am a pain in the butt, use more lubricant
My karma ran over your dogma
If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy
Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!
Coffee ****
Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)
I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows
Born again virgin
I am straight but not narrow
Don't lie about your ***** if I am going to see it later!
Assume the position please
Welcome to America
Now speak english
God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?
I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
Yuck Bush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or *ss, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop
#35
"If you're going to ride my a$$, at least pull my pony tail"
"Fu-- with me and Fu-- with the whole trailer park"
"Life's a b--ch, then you get hit by one"
"Want a ride to my double wide?"
"Follow me and I'll show you how we do it in the trailer park"
(little trailer park theme going on here but there are so many good ones!)
"Fu-- with me and Fu-- with the whole trailer park"
"Life's a b--ch, then you get hit by one"
"Want a ride to my double wide?"
"Follow me and I'll show you how we do it in the trailer park"
(little trailer park theme going on here but there are so many good ones!)
#40
This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *ss?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *ss?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.