This was too funny, I just had to post this.

Ok, so today I was at bestbuy buying my mom a gps. I like to park far away from everyone or at least in spots where only one car can park next to me. So I parked in a corner under a tree all the way at the far right corner of the lot.

Well I pay for everything and am walking out of the store. As I am walking to the box, I see this cart starting to move. It was prolly 300ft or so away from me and my box was about 100ft from the car, it picks up speed and starts barreling towards my box. This wasnt a normal car either it was one of the metal ones that they use to carry tv's and shizz. I am calling my pops to tell him I bought the gps. Well I hung up and bolted toward the cart. Mind you Im 6', 260 lbs, with a bad knee and ankle, I dont run unless I have too. Im slowly catching up to this thing, but I have to run faster, so I do. The whole time, Im yelling, "OH SH*T, OH SH*T, YOU BETTER NOT!!" Some people stop and stare at this fatty running after a cart. Im about to sh*t myself cause if it hits, that's a pretty sweet dent. I finally catch it about 10ft from my box. Oh man was I relieved. And in need of water, fatty moved quick.

Just thought I would share the story of the cart of doom.

 

LMAO! Yea, I don't run unless something's chasing me.

 

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Im brown with a lot of hair on my head, but close...

 

Great story! I know exactly what you are talking about when it comes to running a bit, especially when a bit "chunky"...