ok i had to do another one!

You: howdey

You: *howdy

You: wow i fail at typing

You: it must be the 3 fingers im missing

Stranger: :D:D

Stranger: what is mean howdy?

You: it means hi

Stranger: hmm okay

Stranger: hi then

You: where are you from?

Stranger: whats your name

Stranger: turkey

You: ooo I killed a hooker there once

Stranger: good:D

You: my name is none of your concern

Stranger: here full of hooker

You: yea, do you ever buy any?

Stranger: no

You: use and abuse them and throw them away like a dirty tissue?

Stranger: not yet

You: saving up for a real good time?

Stranger: i dont wanna talk with them

You: you dont have to talk to them. they do all the work for you

Stranger: no

Stranger: its terrible

Stranger: i wanna make love

You: making love is for pussies

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^HA!

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]

Stranger: hahaha

You: Hello there

You: What are you wearing

Stranger: nufin you

You: Ohh god!

Stranger: m?/f?

You: female

Stranger: its to hot wear i am haha

You: you?

Stranger: m

You: nice

You: Do you mind if im Pre op?

Stranger: whats that?

You: Well I used to be a dude....

Stranger: so you a transexul

You: Sort of

You: I mean Im done with the operation and all

Stranger: eww

Stranger: age??

You: 21

Stranger: wear you from??

You: West Hollywood

Stranger: true

You: and you

You: Age location?

Stranger: im a male

Stranger: 21 new zealand

You: Uhhh

You: Love em from there

You: If your ever in town feel free to stop by Rickys Gentlemens club

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wow this ish is to much im on the floor rolling ..you guys are hella funny ,,,that upper deck poop thing was just man lol...good work

 

You: Giggidy!

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LMAO

 

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

Stranger: from?

You: Earth?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: me too

You: Wow!

You: it's a pretty decent place

Stranger: i know..

You: kinda hot right now

Stranger: really.. take off ur clothes then...

You: im already naked, you want me to take my skin off too?

Stranger: as u wish..

Stranger: :D

You: ok....

You: ...hold on.....just a sec....

You: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!!

You: The pain!!!!!

Stranger: k

Stranger: u r one horrible _______!

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Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: are you a horny girl?

You: not hardly

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lol

 

haha in no way does this represent my sexuality.
but, this was funny.


You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: male, you?
Stranger: m
You: ever made love to a man?
Stranger: never
You: want to?
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: huh

You: you skipped dfghjlk

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