confessions......
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confessions......
funny stuff that people "confess"
http://grouphug.us/
some are kinda strange, and not so funny though
http://grouphug.us/
some are kinda strange, and not so funny though
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I killed the person that raped my wife. I tracked him down and beat him until he passed out. I tied him up and waited for him to wake up. I slit his throat and watched him slowly die. He made noises like a dying pig as he gasped for air through his throat. The last thing he saw was a picture of my wife. While he was dying I constantly wispered how he was going to hell for what he did. I burried him under an orange tree out in a grove. He's now labeled as a missing person, my wife is scared to be in the house alone and is pregnant. We aren't sure if the baby is his or mine. I may go to hell for killing this person but something had to be done. He couldn't be allowed to live to ruin the life of another person.
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um, wow, some of those are seriously disturbing
"MY JIZM IS IN YOUR SNEAKERS. BUT YOU DONT KNOW IT. HAVE A NICE WALK HOME FROM WORK TODAY BICH. "
"I pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet."
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, actually, I'm doing both, laughing on the outside and crying inside. Sometimes I feel bad for this world to bring my children into one day.
"MY JIZM IS IN YOUR SNEAKERS. BUT YOU DONT KNOW IT. HAVE A NICE WALK HOME FROM WORK TODAY BICH. "
"I pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet."
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, actually, I'm doing both, laughing on the outside and crying inside. Sometimes I feel bad for this world to bring my children into one day.
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Originally Posted by Otocan
"I pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet."
I'll make sure she swallows it!!!
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just a few interesting ones 
^^^that would really ____ me off
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^^ ugh. reported. they better hope they were lying
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^^^ now that is hilarious. pooped on the sheets muwahah
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^^^thats what ive said all along. abstinence is not the smartest thing
i pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet.
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My dad is a member of Al-Quaida, living in the USA, and I can't turn him in even though I think some of the things he believes are horrible.
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
^^^ now that is hilarious. pooped on the sheets muwahah
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i saved myself for marriage. and sex sucks
Originally Posted by Jehoo
Originally Posted by Otocan
"I pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet."
I'll make sure she swallows it!!!
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My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.
Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.
So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.