Damn I hate my job..
11-23-2009, 06:31 AM
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Damn I hate my job..
So basically here it is:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his huge dog to work. Every damn day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.
Anyway, I drive these freakin idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shiz.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his huge dog to work. Every damn day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.
Anyway, I drive these freakin idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shiz.
11-23-2009, 06:40 AM
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when i first read the title i was planning on saying something like, this is prolly an underestimate, but about a thousand people want your job...
i knew this post was what it was by the time i read about the guy bringing his dog to work
good job, was it original?
i knew this post was what it was by the time i read about the guy bringing his dog to work
good job, was it original?
^^^
11-23-2009, 10:35 PM
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I always thought the white guy was kinda.... gaaayyyy.... I hope he's not pretending to be him.
Just wait till all those criminals get out of Hanna Barbara jail and come and hunt down your preppy butt
hehe
Got me for a sec though.
Just wait till all those criminals get out of Hanna Barbara jail and come and hunt down your preppy butt
heheGot me for a sec though.
11-24-2009, 01:58 PM
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11-24-2009, 04:26 PM
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It's an ascot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascot_tie
Linda Cardellini, the actress playing Velma is nice in the movie but I think that's because she's just hot to begin with. This is her without the glasses:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascot_tie
Linda Cardellini, the actress playing Velma is nice in the movie but I think that's because she's just hot to begin with. This is her without the glasses:
