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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 06:09 PM
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DATE RAPE DRUG TARGETS MALES

(URP) - Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub
regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A new date rape drug on the market, called "beer," is used by females to
target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form,
and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual
predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home
and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units
of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will
often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled
out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall
victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it,
there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner
with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support nearest you, just
look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 06:25 PM
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LOL, that's pretty good
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 06:59 PM
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I don't know if I should laugh or be disturbed....
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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glad i don't do bars and don't drink
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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lol, it's a joke people.
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:56 PM
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pretty goood
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 08:59 PM
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haha you know FOR A MINUTE there i was like oh my, how weird? i didnt know they needed to be drugged.

then i realized OH right it's ACTUALLY beer. :X
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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hahaha good one....

i good buddy of mine got raped while he was wasted... he woke up to find a HUGE chick riding him!! i thought it was funny as heck... he didnt think so tho...
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 09:02 PM
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Old Jan 5, 2006 | 09:19 PM
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finally. sheesh. Ive been waiting for ever for this one. They shoulda brought it out onto the market years ago . lol.
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 09:24 PM
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I was taking it seriously up until the word "beer"
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 09:44 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
Old Jan 5, 2006 | 10:12 PM
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im a victim :'-(
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 01:14 AM
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is this for real!?!?!


i have never had this happen to me and i am in bars alot
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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lol i wish girls would buy me drinks. ugly or not. ;( . lol
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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its all equal this and equal that , but let them have to buy u a drink and then its. oh no, im a lady. blah blah blah
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 03:01 PM
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To those whom demand equal (read uniform treatment):

Want equal opportunity? How about we have women sign up for the draft too. . . that'd be equal.

Yeah? You're upset? You don't want to die? That's what I thought. Men have certain genitalia but women do not. We have different hormones, we have different average physical characteristics, and we have different needs and wants. Men and women are different. . . neither is superior (nor should either be denied any rights), but equality should not be confused with homogeneous, uniform society. I believe in rights. . . but not a fascist society.

All those people demanding absolute uniformity are asking for a world of trouble. . . it's about as bad as calling a Christmas tree a holiday tree. . . I'm not even Christian and I think they should call it what it is. Ok. . . major tangent. . .

Men and women were created equal. . . different, but equal.
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 03:20 PM
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This "beer" seems to be less effective on women, I wonder if scientist have traced the genetic pathways that lead to this anomaly. This would be an interesting field to do my MDPHD research in.

On a serious note this is great, I love the fact that beer is in quotes like you could just see the public service announcement on tv where the broadcaster does the two finger quote gesture thing every time he says the word beer. I just emailed it to all my friends to warn them.
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 03:23 PM
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Also djct_watt,
I know this is the offtopic cafe but jeeze! Way to deviate!
Old Jan 6, 2006 | 03:41 PM
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"I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ROUND OF [u]BEER..PLS..."! " Changed my mind, Just make it a Double...and a case to GO"!



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