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Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:28 AM
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in the middle of the night when i don't want to turn the lights on, i sit down so i don't make a mess and peeing by sonar. you know when you just keep peeing until you hear it hit water.

and then that first pee when you wake up with morning wood and the spray is out of control. makes it easier to just squat and not make a mess.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by toby3002
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usually if i've gotta tinkle and make big potty, I tend to get one over with before starting the other....but there is no reason to just sit and tinkle, Especially in a public bathroom!
I don't think girls can tinkle and make big potty separately. Boys are talented!
I don't believe i wrote, or would ever use the words "big potty" (thanks mods lol), but ya mankind has it's special talents... AND I like to listen to The Wiggles
I changed it. I didn't want ____ and dump associated with anything I ever do.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by draxcaliber
in the middle of the night when i don't want to turn the lights on, i sit down so i don't make a mess and peeing by sonar. you know when you just keep peeing until you hear it hit water.

and then that first pee when you wake up with morning wood and the spray is out of control. makes it easier to just squat and not make a mess.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Bluechualappa
Originally Posted by draxcaliber
in the middle of the night when i don't want to turn the lights on, i sit down so i don't make a mess and peeing by sonar. you know when you just keep peeing until you hear it hit water.

and then that first pee when you wake up with morning wood and the spray is out of control. makes it easier to just squat and not make a mess.
so i guess i've just lost any all respect i've built up to this point...
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted by draxcaliber
Originally Posted by Bluechualappa
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in the middle of the night when i don't want to turn the lights on, i sit down so i don't make a mess and peeing by sonar. you know when you just keep peeing until you hear it hit water.

and then that first pee when you wake up with morning wood and the spray is out of control. makes it easier to just squat and not make a mess.
so i guess i've just lost any all respect i've built up to this point...
respect? huh where i dont see it. lol jk no you havent its jus that man you took the trophie with that comment dude man thats funny and also very true. very very true.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:59 AM
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What if the dude had to pee out of his butt? Grandma's Boy anyone?

I have sat to pee before, but that is because I was so drunk I'll leave a Zorro mark on the towels, shower curtain, & magazine rack.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by draxcaliber
in the middle of the night when i don't want to turn the lights on, i sit down so i don't make a mess and peeing by sonar. you know when you just keep peeing until you hear it hit water.

and then that first pee when you wake up with morning wood and the spray is out of control. makes it easier to just squat and not make a mess.
Word. Sonar peeing sucks more for roommates who walk around barefoot though...
The morning after sex pee is worse though. I swear it defies the laws of physics. Point straight it goes at a 90 degree angle, you try to compensate and it flips to the other side and ya end up somehow peeing into the sink...
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 01:40 PM
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...So you walked over to the stall to check out what he was doing?

I'm thinking I don't respect your lack of respect for privacy.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 01:44 PM
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HUm...I pee then Poop...sometimes in a Combo to keep it Fresh & interesting
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 01:49 PM
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I can't believe I just read this entire thread. It's like passing a terrible car accident...you know it's going to be bad, but you can't stop looking.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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Sign of old age with boating people - you talk about waste management and power.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jan06xB
Of course it takes longer if it has to travel further to get out.
LOL, classic!

Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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check out this video its only a minute long and its from a show on adult swim. its it about this topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVLi7wut7OA
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by seattledave
anyone catch the sexist "Personally I don't respect anyone who sits down while they pee. "
I don't sit down *IN YO FACE*
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:27 PM
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yeah, claudia wears diapers!

OMG DON'T HIT ME!
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:28 PM
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yr gonna get it when we meet, just wear some kind of protective gear
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:37 PM
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poop = plop
pee = stand and anchor
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
yr gonna get it when we meet, just wear some kind of protective gear
you don't know what i look like yet right? i'll bring a chump and say he is me and let you beat him to a pulp, and when you've tired yourself out i'll properly introduce myself.
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by draxcaliber
Originally Posted by tC4italy
yr gonna get it when we meet, just wear some kind of protective gear
you don't know what i look like yet right? i'll bring a chump and say he is me and let you beat him to a pulp, and when you've tired yourself out i'll properly introduce myself.
Who said I'd do it? That's one of the perks of having 24 cousins from sicily and naples :D so better go find yrself 24 willing chumps
Old Apr 18, 2007 | 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by draxcaliber
Originally Posted by tC4italy
yr gonna get it when we meet, just wear some kind of protective gear
you don't know what i look like yet right? i'll bring a chump and say he is me and let you beat him to a pulp, and when you've tired yourself out i'll properly introduce myself.
Who said I'd do it? That's one of the perks of having 24 cousins from sicily and naples :D so better go find yrself 24 willing chumps
fine, i'll take my beating like a man, just not in the face, the crotch or my car, thats how i make my living.



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