So, last night I see 4 kids pass my house and look into my back yard. Then they pass my car in the driveway and look at it and see me standing in the window staring at them. One looks up and they all scurry away. I wake up this morning and see pumpkins smashed all over the roads. Those a**holes.

So, for tomorrow night's festivities:

1)Boobie traps in the backyard.....fishing line with razor blades
2)Me sitting on the side of my house in all black until about 12 tonight and then in my backyard peaking over the fence with my BB gun.

I really hope someone comes over the fence.

 

I did that last year. Some kids came one night and smashed my pumpkins. The next day I got some more pumpkins and waited for them to come. Do you remember the movie Home Alone when he lights the blackcats(fireworks) in a can. Well once they picked the pumpkin up, I lit the blackcats and ran outside with a water gun. They looked at me and the fireworks went off. I sware they could have set a world record for how fast they ren away.

 

hahahhaa


My field knife in hand should put the fear of God in them too!

 

I work at a school and the kids know my car, as well as where I live. Last year I was able to stay out until 4am so I didn't worry. This year I won't be able to that, so I am either going to clean out the garage tonight, or break out the paintball gun and sit on my front porch.

 

I wish i had a paintball gun. I would do that and use some type of paintballs that are flourescent so you can track the kids and their paint trails where they run..........

 

Hell yeah. Bust a cap in there ****!!!!!

 

This ones great.

 

My car got egged last year on Devil's night. It'll be in the garage tonight.

 

I leave the cars in the garage every night. The kids in our neighborhood aren't that bad. It's a few of the adults that will vandalize others' property, and they usually don't need an excuse like Halloween to do it. Then again, I don't need an excuse like Halloween to shoot them in the face either.

 

...so much love going around....

 

Yeah I have a real working scythe and yes I will also put the fear of God in them

lets see what they think seeing someone dressed all in black running at them with a 5 foot pole with a 3 foot blade on it muhahahahahahaha!!!!

 

Oh, don't get me wrong. The kids are all great. I think I enjoy Halloween almost as much as they do. If it isn't cold and rainy, I usually bring out one of my Boas and give the kids in costume a chance to get up close and personal. The chance to pet a 9 1/2 foot, 50+lb. Boa Constrictor attracts more attention than the several pounds of candy we give out. We even have some parents who bring their kids by just to have them photographed with the snake! ...very entertaining.
As for the few adults who could use a good shot to the face, I tried training my Boa to eat them on sight! We'll see how well I trained him tomorrow. I bet even he has enough sense to avoid these two.

 

I usually camp on my roof... No movement... No sound... I'm like a Marine Sniper... With my $700 M4A1 AEG Rifle.
Anyone messes with my belongings... And they get my innitials written on their back in welts. =D

It's awesome to see what 30 rounds does to a candy bag at 450fps. Muahahahaha!