Haha, yeah

What the topic states.

It's like 4AM.

Just got home, went to the bathroom, took off my contacts,
threw on my glasses, and noticed a hickey the size of California.


Wah teh fux0rz mat3!@#$%

That shiet burns too.

Like she gave me an indian burn around my neck.






That girl was one ferocious vampire I tell you

 

just show it off like its some sort of rash prize

 

First thing you need to do is tame the b^tch.

Then just wait it out, becuase there's no real way to effectively treat it.

 

I say MARRY HER!!!!!!

 

Sweeet. Giving and getting those are fun, but it sucks if you are trying to get action elsewhere, and it is very unprofessional... I say make her finish the job all the way around. Then you can say someone jumped you and tried to strangle you. If its a girl, you can tell her you proceeded to kick his ___ something fierce. Might get ya a second layer of hickies...

 

thats hillarious... just the wording of it all, makes me laugh... treatment = turtle neck (if you want to hide it w/o make up) and the alternative is show it off, let everyone know you're getting some...

 

bottle cap... but it hurts like hell

 

you could always wear a big fluffy scarf and try to pretend you're one of those trendy emo kids... But then no one would like you so...

 

use a vaccum cleaner works all the time

 

Dude women like her are a dime a dozen you need to ****** her up and let her do it all over!

 

lol wats an emo kid?

 

put a spoon in the freezer. take it out when it is good and cold. Massage it away with the cold spoon. It may take a couple times, but it works.

 

dude take a toothbrush and rub it for like 5-10 mintues it helps refill your capalaries in your neck

 

I was also going to suggest the cold spoon. Worked for me.

 

Dude put a big bandaid over it and make up some bad-___ story to where someone hit you with a pipe on the neck.

If peoepl ask to see just sorta lift it up and show the redness but explain it really hurts.

 

next time, tell her to go lower. and please cover it up if u go to work because its so unprofessional.

or

stretch out the scion arm band to fit around your neck. =)

 

say u was drunk and tripped and hit ur neck on sum stairs.

 

^^^^^^That Works

 

rub some honey on your thighs and look at a picture of a swan... its soothing


godbless dane cook

sorry I had to quote it... i just had too

 

The only way to cover up a hickey is to take your shop vac... and suck the heck out of the rest of your body... then chock it up to a sun tanning accident.

Keith