What? "what else can go wrong?" Oooops

 

You have now cursed yourself. To get rid of it repeat after me:

Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Heini Ho......

 

I drank what?!? (Why is there a skull and cross-bones on my drink?)

Well, at least it's not raining.

It could be worse.

I got the ointment, I'm fine now, Trust Me.


BTW Good Job, I thought people would like this

 

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Don't look back.....

Chi chi chi ha ha ha.....( jason's theme.)

 

I didn't do it,
Nobody saw me do it,
They can't prove anything !

 

It's coming from over here, someone get a flashlight....

 

Mecca-lecka-hi-hinney-ho! You are a trip.

 

Hold my beer, I'm going to try something.

Hold my joint, I'm going to ask that cop something.

That looks like fun! Let me try!

If he can do it, so can I!

Professional stuntmen, my a$$!

I saw someone do this on TV. That disclaimer at the start only made me want to try it more!

It's my right as an American to not wear a seat belt! (heh, check out darwinawards. Some guy who was an anti-seatbelt advocate was killed in a rollover crash last year. He died, his two friends who were buckled in survived. Hehehehehhe The gene pool is self-chlorinating)

 

cut the blue wire...no no wait, the green one

betcha 50 bucks i can!

 

I think he's bluffing.

 

sir, of course i respect your daughter

occifer, drank one only beer me

hey, that bear really looks friendly

sniff sniff: alright, who did it

twins?? Doctor, whadda ya mean it's twins!!!

 

I can take him. don't worry.

No, officer, I did not realize that she was underage....Or that she is you daughter.

 

I'm from the government and i'm here to help you.

 

^^^ I can't top that one but may as well still put some more down..


of course your mother can move in with us...

why no that's not a tiny hole in it. I'm sure it's fine...

chief, we offer you this wonderful piece of land...

there is no way the killer will find me in this closet here...

so, your hubby's gone all weekend, right??

 

what does this button do?

 

thats the ban button....be carefull with that.

 

my, you sure look pretty in this bar lighting......

 

I only had a couple of beers

 

i think those last couple posts^^^ go hand in hand....

 

how bad can it actually be???