FAQ: How to Threadjack, Vol. V
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From: Laurel, MD
Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.
Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the
reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to
take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and
that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody
can just take them.
Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.
The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen
speaking with someone.
Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking
to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.
Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm
not really saying anything at all?
Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought
I was checking with you.
Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.
The agent returns.
Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.
Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.
Agent: But we do have a compact if you would like that.
Jerry: Fine.
Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you
like insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell
out of this car.
Agent: Please fill this out.
Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?
Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the
reservation.
Agent: I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to
take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and
that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody
can just take them.
Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.
The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen
speaking with someone.
Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking
to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.
Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm
not really saying anything at all?
Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought
I was checking with you.
Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.
The agent returns.
Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.
Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.
Agent: But we do have a compact if you would like that.
Jerry: Fine.
Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you
like insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell
out of this car.
Agent: Please fill this out.
Girls' Night Out_*
> > >
> > > Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very
> > > faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over enthusiastic
> > > on the Bacardi Breezers.
> > >
> > > Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
> > > in the cemetery. The first one fumbled in her purse for a Kleenex but
> > > found she had nothing to wipe herself with, so she took off her
> > > panties and used them.
> > >
> > > Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did
> > > not want to ruin them, but she was lucky enough to squat down next to
> > > a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon, so she proceeded to use that.
> > >
> > > After they were finished with their business, they proceeded to weave
> > > their way home.
> > >
> > > The next day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his
> > > normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, very hung over. He
> > > phoned the other husband and said, 'I'm starting to suspect the worst.
> > > My wife came home with no panties on.'
> > >
> > > ``That's nothing,'' said the other husband, ``Mine came back with a
> > > card stuck to her ___ that said.....
> > >
> > > ''FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.''
> > >
> > > Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very
> > > faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over enthusiastic
> > > on the Bacardi Breezers.
> > >
> > > Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
> > > in the cemetery. The first one fumbled in her purse for a Kleenex but
> > > found she had nothing to wipe herself with, so she took off her
> > > panties and used them.
> > >
> > > Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did
> > > not want to ruin them, but she was lucky enough to squat down next to
> > > a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon, so she proceeded to use that.
> > >
> > > After they were finished with their business, they proceeded to weave
> > > their way home.
> > >
> > > The next day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his
> > > normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, very hung over. He
> > > phoned the other husband and said, 'I'm starting to suspect the worst.
> > > My wife came home with no panties on.'
> > >
> > > ``That's nothing,'' said the other husband, ``Mine came back with a
> > > card stuck to her ___ that said.....
> > >
> > > ''FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.''
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From: >@b$oLu+ P.R.<
Well Jackers....Its official.....I no longer own a Scion.....i will still be lurking around and will come and visit, most likely daily but i will be on XR-Undergound and Custom tacos.
Bye bye xB and Scion......Say hello to X-Runner
Bye bye xB and Scion......Say hello to X-Runner