FAQ: How to Threadjack, Vol. V
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
___________________________________
Can you cry under water?
___________________________________
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
___________________________________
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
___________________________________
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
___________________________________
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
___________________________________
What disease did cured ham actually have?
___________________________________
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
___________________________________
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
___________________________________
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
___________________________________
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
___________________________________
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
___________________________________
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
___________________________________
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
___________________________________
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
___________________________________
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
___________________________________
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
___________________________________
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
___________________________________
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
___________________________________
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
___________________________________
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
___________________________________
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
___________________________________
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
___________________________________
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
___________________________________
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
___________________________________
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
Taco my friend gonna speak to his brother in law which is the one who wants it and lets me know this week! I'll let you know as soon as he calls me.
Let me know!
Ed
832-433-4832
Originally Posted by tC4italy
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