Dang the sun; dang this day
An' I'm just tryin' to stay outta your danged ol' way
To heck with this; to heck with us
An' shoot if I'll ever look back on where I've been
Shoot if I'll ever give away my heart again

Love you, love this town;
Love this mother-lovin' truck that keeps breakin' lovin' down
There's only one four-letter word that'll do:
Love you

Love your cat; love this house
Well, I can't believe myself that I'm lovin' gettin' out
Love talkin'; love fightin';
Thought of never seein' your lovin' face
There's some words that some words just have to replace

Love you; love this town;
Yeah, I'm sick an' lovin' tired of all your lovin' around
There's only one four-letter word that'll do:
Love you

Love you; love this town;
Yeah, I'm sick an' lovin' tired of all your lovin' around
There's only one four-letter word that'll do:
Love you

Love you; love this town;
Love this mother-lovin' truck that keeps breakin' lovin' down
There's only one four-letter word that'll do:
Love you
Love you
Love you
Love you, honey

 

Driving down the interstate
Running thirty minutes late
Singin' Margaritaville and minding my own
Some foreign car drivin' dude with the road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talkin' on his cell phone
He started yelling at me like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair
Palm trees are growin' and a warm breezes a blowing
I picture myself right there
On Some beach, somewhere

I circled the parkin' lot, tryin' to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my old truck
A man with a big cigar was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
From out of no where a Mercedes Benz
Came cruisin' up and whipped right in

Some beach
Somewhere
There's no where to go when you got all day to get there
There's cold margaritas and hot Senoritas smiling with long dark hair
On some beach
Somewhere

I sit in that waiting room
It seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said doc's ready for you
you're not gonna feel a thing we'll give you some novicane
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drillin' before I was numb

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset burning up the atsmosphere
There's music and dancing and lovers romancing
In the soft evening air
On some beach
Somewhere
On some beach, somewhere

 

Someday, I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent? Well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows.

Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my Dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari,
On my way to rehab.

'Cause when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.
You can act just like a fool;
People think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.
I can throw a major fit,
When my latte isn't just how I like it.
When they say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the pain,
And the pressures that go with bein' a celebrity.
Ah ha.

I'll get to cy to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
An' I'll get community service,
No matter which law I break.

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff.
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up.

Cuz, when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.
no matter what ya do;
People think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.
Now, I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And say: "It's just so tough, bein' a celebrity."

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west,
To the land of fun in the sun.
We'll be real world, bachelor, jackass millionaires.
Hey, hey Hollywood, here we come.

Yeah, when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.
Bein' a celebrity.
Yeah, a celebrity.
Ah ha.

Aw, where's my coffee?

 

My buddy Blake was All-State
With dreams of the NFL
Jenny McClain had big brains
She got a scholarship to Yale.
Then there was Herschel
Did two commercials
And he was gonna be a movie star
But all I wanted was a car
All I wanted was a car

Had a part-time job
Making chicken kebabs
At the food court at the mall
I hauled my uncle's trash
I cut my neighbor's grass
And I raked the leaves in the fall

My parents they were stunned
How this former lazy bum
Suddenly was working so hard
But all I wanted was a car
All I wanted was a car

When I was sixteen
All of my dreams
Revolved around one thing
All I wanted was a car
All I wanted was a car

When I finally got
That big hunk of steel
Those four wheels under me
I went everywhere in it
Broke the speed limit
And I even broke in the backseat

Now when I look outside
Sitting in the drive
It blows my mind to see
An SUV and a sedan
And two kids playing
And I can't believe
They all belong to me
When I caught their momma's eye
In that old thing I used to drive
I never dreamed
It would take me this far
All I wanted was a car

When I was sixteen
All of my dreams
Revolved around one thing
All I wanted was a car
All I wanted was a car

When I was sixteen
All of my dreams
Revolved around one thing
All I wanted was a car
All I wanted was a car

 

NEW SHOES!!!

 

Beast! I was messing around in photoshop a while back and made my truck black and it's so amazingly sexy that I wish she was black. Oh well. Lookin' good.

 

heyo!

 

:SHOCK: C!

 

hi birdie!!!

 

How have you been?!

 

I have to run C. Don't die again, stay.

 

*stays*

 

Sup everyone?!

I may be visiting this thread a little more since i graduated on tuesday and will be having more time!

:D

 

congratulations Ale!

 

Lollipop Lollipop, oh la li laliloli lollipop, lollipop oh la li lallilolli lollipop! a Lollipop! POP! Badum dum dum...

 

thanks! :D

 

AH!
I miss these days.

 

BUMP!

 

Sawp Sawp :D

 

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