so it's 3:40 in the am. and i decide to go outside and smoke a cig. then me just being lazy... i started taking a ____ in the tan bark... or mulch whatever it may be.... then i see this explorer coming towards the house... stopping time to time... i at the time didnt think anything of it.... but then bam.. they threw something on my neighbor driveway... i was like ____ing douche bags! so i hide behind my car.. and as the suv approaches i jump out in front of it and start yelling funny noises... all i hear is... sccccccrrrrreeeeeeeccccchhhhhh... and he ends up on my neighbors yard.... and for those of you who have had the pleasure of being at my house know, that the curb in my neighborhood is no generous... and many people have scraped on them.... and i just run into the house... well i guess the sub got back on track and as i look through the window.... they are delivering newspapers.... then i went to get some orange juice... and end up grabbing a corona... cuz thats all i have in my damn fridge. bastard ___ kids.

 

you mean thats the first time you see 'em deliver the newpaper before?

 

Wow you have never been around to have a newspaper thrown at you face that is a momentous occasion

 

I think you guys missed the fact that he scared the ____ out of the paperboy.

100/10

 

well... i didnt know what goes on at 4 in the morning....

 

well now you do ppl do work the grave yard shift and 'n' some