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Old May 20, 2006 | 01:21 PM
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Subject: Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man Elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

edit: All in good fun, not meant to offend anyone
Old May 20, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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Old May 20, 2006 | 08:33 PM
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Love it
Old May 24, 2006 | 12:06 AM
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3. They taste just like chicken.
Actually, human flesh is a white meat more like Pork than chicken.
Old May 24, 2006 | 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by etli
3. They taste just like chicken.
Actually, human flesh is a white meat more like Pork than chicken.
how would you know hmmmm
Old May 24, 2006 | 02:35 AM
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Old May 24, 2006 | 07:54 AM
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That's hilarious.
Old May 24, 2006 | 07:14 PM
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