Once upon a time, many full moons back....

I cut off a mini-van or would have crashed a tree.

The guy, understandably got mad, and I was smoking a cig with my window down. Seeing his face turn from brown to black I knew it was time to stop smoking and pull up the window. "As***e" is the word he screamed. Even though being a girl biscuit would have been more appropriate. As I looked at him through the window my vision turned orange. He threw his orange juice at my car. Good call on letting the cig go.

 

Nice...maybe you need to learn how to drive

 

that story reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when he chucks the orange at the van's windshield hahaha

Theres a road where I live that bottlenecks from 2 lanes to one lane and people always try to race to be the lead car down the single lane. Just yesterday a jeep full of lesbos pulled up next to me and didn't let off so I kept on the gas and cut them off. Then when I pulled into my neighborhood they drove by honking with their fingers in the shape of L's screaming LOSER at the top of their lungs
...idiots

 

this is why you need to autox

 

Or maybe thay were throwing their Sets in the air....LESBOS REpresent!

 

hahahaha

 

THIS, IS LESBOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...South+park+300

 

Garaunteed, the story they told their friends, "Man, we didn't know the lane was ending [even tho we've driven it 48 times this month], and this jerk off in a green box wouldn't let us in because we were a bunch of dykes! Can you believe how homophobic people are?"

 

I went to a meet and greet in Spokane WA once (about 4 hours to drive there) and on my way back there was a bunch of hippies at some stupid festival at the Gorge which is in the middle of the state. All of these jerks decided to try and race me... in their moms freaking mini van. I got flipped off, spit at and everything else. Oooh look at the girl driving the shiny caged car she must have a job and shave her legs and take showers, lets all flip her off.

Sorry, I am not a big fan of hippies in the first place and then all these jerks ruined it for me even more. I ended up getting off the freeway.

 

You guys have some fed up hippies up there. CA hippies just hug people at most.

 

I'm not big on getting hugged by dirty people either.

 

Caged car? Roll Cage?

 

Stripper cage??

 

I was wondering that too but I forgot to ask.

 

A "Cage" is what bikers call a car. A "Cager" is someone who drive said car.
That is all the help I can give on it.

 

Yeah I like to get naked and shake it in my car.

It's not a fully invasive roll cage, just a few things to keep me alive.

 

weird...

 

Look at that, unemployed just one day, and already have a cool new gig! Congrats!

 

I'm actually at work now I told them that Thursday the 21st will be my last day... I spent the whole day on SL doing nothing. hah.

 

welcome to the club

I don't like hippies anymore now