Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Randy: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

A teenager was shot Monday afternoon after he was arguing over tater tots with another teen, San Antonio Police said...developing...
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story...9-4E917A90F563

 

Was there a potato on the barrel of the gun?!!!

 

What!?! See.. keep askin for my tots Mini-Mods.. I'll busta cap fool!

 

"Pedro offers you his protection."

Obviously, the person that got shot wasn't friends with Pedro.

 

omg. that is so wrong. but so funny. i busted out laughing in the middle of the mall. i'm at work. haha. people are looking at me funny as im typing this.

 

Thats all I have to say about that.

 

I'll have to produce those super secret tamper proof tot toppers.. complete with flame throwers and electrical zappers..

 

OMG Tot-tazers!!!

 

God we are evil

 

Me=

 

tot zapper. heh. you know that's no match for my nunchuk skillz, bowhunting skillz, computer-hacking skillz...

 

straight from te depths of mod hell.

i told you guys its a stupid movie.

 

yer jush jealoth that ive been chatting online with babes all DAY

 

...I know I am.

 

like hell i am

 

Go make yourself a que-sa-dilla.

 

wow!

 

 

i guess thats what happens for driving domestic cars. j/k..

 

i just might.

see my spaceship, its a dodge!