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Oct 18, 2006 | 03:27 AM

chrischoi

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good excuse to call off work.

i'm not saying i'm going too... but maybe see what other people have used and have gotten away with?

lol.

Oct 18, 2006 | 06:14 AM

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you got teh diareha (sp). no one wants to work with someone who has liquid poo.

Oct 18, 2006 | 06:32 AM

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Oct 18, 2006 | 07:14 AM

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Oct 18, 2006 | 07:33 AM

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"yeah.. i dont think im coming in today... i had a personal emergency"

once the word personal is out there, they cant really question you on it...

Oct 18, 2006 | 07:46 AM

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^^ well... "personal" works better if you're female..

Oct 18, 2006 | 07:49 AM

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well yeah....

but still

Oct 18, 2006 | 10:48 AM

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Yeah women have the best excuse all they have to say is "Aunt Flow has come to visit, I can't come in today..."

I find that if you say you have a family emergency then it works not only perfectly but you never get asked, if you do just act like it will make you mad/sad.

Oct 18, 2006 | 01:50 PM

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some girl at work actually called in and told my boss that she couldn't come in today "'cause Big Daddy came over last night and kept me up all night, i'm worn out..." I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that. T-M-I people...

Oct 18, 2006 | 02:46 PM

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i want to give them a few days notice... because i'm just that kind of person... never called off and had perfect attendance..

Oct 18, 2006 | 03:42 PM

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I've always wanted to use the **** Glaucoma excuse, but I don't think anyone at my office would buy it.

"I don't think I'm gonna be able to come to work today. I've had a relapse of **** Glaucoma. I just don't see my butt coming into work today." hahaha

Oct 18, 2006 | 04:12 PM

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I called in Dead once...

Oct 18, 2006 | 04:17 PM

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i said i was waiting for a package that i need to sign for!

Oct 18, 2006 | 05:13 PM

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Always pin the blame on someone else, that way you don't have fake a sick voice or stay hidden.

My "mom" needs me to accompany her to her Dr's appt. She's really nervous, can't drive after it, etc. Insert appropriate blame victim as needed.

That's one of the other great things about having kids. :grin: