Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ******* impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

 

Nice...

 

AHAHAHAH! Yes so true!!!

 

ROFL...agreed

 

perfect.

 

I found mine on the first floor and I'm scared of escalators and not much a fan of elevators... but I'm sure that most women aren't like me.

 

 

thats great man

 

the other day I introduced the bf and my new dog to a coworker of mine. I was telling the lady about how I tend to find animals and they just tend to stay with me forever... and the boyfriend got offended. hahaha. The lady said "Hey, at least she kept you." He's not a gold digger, and I'm not a sugar mama, but we get along and the pets and kid likes him... what more could I ask for?

 

ive read this a few times, its true, but then again, some men would go all the way up too! although i do think men would probably stop at the 2nd floor, believing that above that is a lie...

 

niiice

 

not only are the other floors a lie, they're most likely made of plastic.

 

LMAO!!!