all right I guess i'll have to take the toy away from u

 

I bet it could cut thru a set of a momo rims easily

 

you
are
dead
.

 

hahahahaha :D

 

you need to tighten up your chain on your bar there it looks mighty loose

 

Sounds like an algebraic proof demonstrating the associative property…

Chainsaw + cordless drill + label maker = Cut it to pieces + mount it to the wall + label it so others know what it once was.


Doesn’t really sound like bad gifts at all. Come on, what the heck am I gonna do with aromatic candles, bath beads, and a self-help book? I’m not peacefully drowning myself in the bathtub , I wanna have some fun!!

 

i agree with almost everything there! especially the car bit. my mom got me a giant sponge for helping on a big project. i was so happy! then my dog shreded it. and its partner. i was devistated.

 

WTF is a bath bead?

 

“Bath beads” is some junk that you pour into your bathwater. Sometimes it’s just a granulated substance that you sprinkle in and it dissolves quickly. Other times it is actual plastic-like beads that dissolve over time and catch you by surprise if you just jump in and don’t know that they’re there. Both are used to add a fragrance to the water.

 

Cool. Didn't know if they were like the beads from the shower show at the Dollhouse.

Cuz guys don't need those.

 

Yeah, I don't identify with about 90% of that list.

I don't build crap, I will put together my own furniture if I have to, I could care less about tools, I'd be ____ed if some jerk got me a damn ice screaper, I could care less about baseball/football/basketball/or hockey, I like ties, I like BBQ, but prefer someone else makes it, label makers are lame, I don't drink, chainsaws serve me no use, I wear cologne so that would be a good gift.


Horrible list.

Here's a list:

Rule 1: Get him what he wants.

Rule 2: If you don't know what he wants, get him a gift certificate to his favorite store or cash.

 

it was suppose to be something humorous durr lol. of course get em what he wants iss alwayys applicable.

 

Good lord man, did you trade your ***** in for some ovaries?...
Haha, nah I'm just effin' with ya. To each their own.
I could care less about most sports too though. I like playing it with friends and watching the superbowl but that's about it.

There's just something about wielding a tool that's so empowering. To wield something with equal ability to create and destroy yet you decide which to use it for, is just... empowering. It's kind of epic when you think about it. Damn, now I wanna go play with my tools...

And I love the raw feeling of taking a big hunk of bloody animal carcass and charring it to perfection and tearing a chunk out with your teeth. It's so feral. Now I dun worked myself up... gotta find my woman.

 

is it that time of the month dude, damn calm down. j/p

 

I'd just prefer a guitar, a big stack of DVD's, passes to a decent MMA event nearby, prepaid mastercard or cash so I can go get some stuff I want but is specific to me (like clothes).

Stuff I will actually use since most of the stuff on that list is 100% boring to me.

 

this works out quite well. gift cert at trdsparks?

 

Sorry I'm not into stuff you like. When you get older you'll realize people have different intrerests.