Well, I was just driving into the Woodfield mall entrance when I saw that one of their security guards slamed into a light pole and looks like he totaled it... It's much worse in other angles... I had to stop and take a picture of this ...



In a sence I feel bad for the guy, but I just couldn't stop laughing ...

 

Holy crap! I was gonna go to Woodfield today! I would have snapped a shot of that too...

 

ahahahaha

 

Serves them right... Who drives a HUMMER H3 for a security vehicle around a mall?... I mean, honestly... Gas is like $4.25 for regular around my house ... Woodfield has a fleet of these driving around all day...

 

whoa.
How does that happen?

 

^^^He was probably checking out all of the HOT females that are at that mall and wasn't watching what was in front of him...

 

lol... I don't know, my guess is he tried to bust a U-turn around that green parked truck and didn't see that there was a light pole there...

 

LOL... I wonder how he is gonna explain that to his boss.

 

FAIL!

 

 

Light pole = +1
Hummer = 0

 

ouch

 

parking lot hummer drifting

 

the security guys at the mall by me have a XB

 

Buy that man a Geo!

 

 

Hmmmm

 

Wow thats hilarious. He had to be going decently fast for that kinda damage too.

 

 

no doubt