The Husband Store
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The Husband Store
Funny Little Quip.
THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Originally Posted by BigMURR
HAHAHAH sooo F^ckin true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I saw Mind of Mencia the other day and he was pretty much saying the same thing but even funnier)
(I saw Mind of Mencia the other day and he was pretty much saying the same thing but even funnier)
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From: Kennesaw, GA
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by BigMURR
HAHAHAH sooo F^ckin true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I saw Mind of Mencia the other day and he was pretty much saying the same thing but even funnier)
(I saw Mind of Mencia the other day and he was pretty much saying the same thing but even funnier)
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Originally Posted by BigMURR
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by BigMURR
HAHAHAH sooo F^ckin true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I saw Mind of Mencia the other day and he was pretty much saying the same thing but even funnier)
(I saw Mind of Mencia the other day and he was pretty much saying the same thing but even funnier)
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From: Royal Post Palace
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by tC4italy
u guys r plain insaneim sure that woman would never pick u ppl
