So this morning started out like any other day. I woke up, sh*t, Showered and shaved. Brushed my teef, got dressed and headed out the door for work ready to take on the day. I stopped at the corner store for my usual cup of coffee and newspaper. I waved at Officer Barbrady as he consumed donut after donut talking to the check out clerk. I don’t know what the officer’s real name is, but there is a strong resemblance between him and the character from South Park. So I paid for my items and made my way out the door for my car. As I entered my car, there was this really nice SS Camaro at one of the pumps. I started my car and took off. About a quarter mile down, I pulled up to a red light and guess who pulls up next to me….That’s right the Camaro! The driver looked over at me gave me a little smirk. He looked to be about 20-22. I looked back and gave him a head nod. Then, he took it as if I wanted to race. He revved his engine and I could hear that this SS had more than just exhaust. I looked at him and laughed as a Super Hero facing a villain. I revved my 2.4 so he could feel the raw power and sound of air being sucked into my short ram intake. He looked at me and laughed, but he didn’t know I had a little trick up my sleeve….. As he stared at me, then the light and back at me again..it seemed as if we were Two cowboys standing alone waiting for highnoon and the light was our clock. Just as neither one of us could bare the anticipation, the light turned green…..GO!!!! He launched with such force…Tires squealing and I could hear the roar from his massive V8…….Could this be the end of tCTaco?……remember I had little trick up my sleeve……As the smoke settled from his tires breaking loose….he made one serious mistake…the whole time he was focused on me and the light. He failed to realize that Officer Barbrady was right behind him the whole time. So as the officer pulled him over. I cruised by him smiling doing a mild 30MPH for the win………

Tortoise VS the Hair

 

If thats a true story kudos to you....that kicks a$$

 

Yup..I was trying to find my camera in my car the whole time...cause I knew it was going to happen...but I left it at home

 

Man if something like that could be captured on video it would be amazing......

 

Ill try again tomorow

 

Yeah find the same guy too......

 

Aw man if I do.....Ill just tell him..What? I didnt see the cop either...

 

LOL! That's freakin awesome!

 

what did I say in the last thread?!?!

just wait til the cops "put the hammer down!"

 

Maybe he went to jail...and an inmate is going to put the hammer down!

 

asome!



simply awsome!

 

That's got to be the greatest tC racing story I've read here on SL.

That guy's l-a-m-e LAME!

 

great story. it reads very well. it played out like a speed racer story when i read it.

 

lol

officer of the law > camaro ss

 

 

Man, that story was a thrill binder; it had me at the edge of my seat until the climax. Great write you defiantly should write some mysteries and make the money….Yeah don’t you hate when cars like that try to race our 4-bangers, such ignorant fools.

 

Taco, that is a terrific story! Too funny dude, too funny!

 

that's funny as hell!

 

i beat a GTI in the same sorta way..we were on the highway i knew where the cops like to hide...i slowed down..crest the top of the hill aaaaaand black and white sitting and waiting. he went by him at about 100 i was going 75....it was priceless.

 

very amusing story. i was like wtf at the short ram air part lol.