I'm selling a portable air conditioner on craigslist, and i arranged for this guy to come look at it. he called me a couple times and finally a knock on the door. i had it right in the kitchen for him to see. I was prepared to not give some stranger a tour of my house, and ofcourse weiry of who could come in. "stranger danger". So he asked if i could plug it in to see if it worked.....OK
I walked him through all the modes. He was chatty, i was fine....so far. So after like 25mins he was still sitting there with his hand in front of it????? I was like ....oh s**t whats up with this guy? he had on a wedding ring (perfect front) short, parted to the side hair (geek style) All American father of two (I'm definitly gonna die).
Then i finally said..."in my serious don't kill me way" DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? That's a good enough demo..... ....he was like ' I just want to see if "it " blows'
Ya think 5 mins is enough of this.... I was like YOU CAN"T HANGOUT HERE ALL NIGHT....BYE! So I even locked my girlfriend out because I imagined him coming back, like in the Hills Have Eyes. I MUST have scared him away with my tough guy don't kill me look

 

wow, lol

moral of the story, dont invite strangers into your house, i dont even invite people to my front yard when i sell stuff locally, next time meet up somewhere, lol

 

lmao

 

It's a portable air conditioner....not pocket airconditioner.......i'm gonna throw it in the back of the scion.....lol