I found this on another forum and decided to post it up here:

> >Pick the month you were born:
> >
> >January------I kicked
> >February-----I loved
> >March--------I smoked
> >April--------I dry humped
> >May----------I choked on
> >June---------I murdered
> >July---------I did the Macarena With
> >August-------I had lunch with
> >September----I danced with
> >October------I sang to
> >November-----I yelled at
> >December-----I ran over
> >
> >Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >1--------a birdbath
> >2--------a monster
> >3--------a phone
> >4--------a fork
> >5--------a Mexican
> >6--------a gangster
> >7--------my cell phone
> >8--------my dog
> >9--------my best friends' boyfriend
> >10-------my neighbor
> >11-------my science teacher
> >12-------a banana
> >13-------a fireman
> >14-------a stuffed animal
> >15-------a goat
> >16-------a pickle
> >17-------your mom
> >18-------a spoon
> >19-------myself
> >20-------a baseball bat
> >21-------a ninja
> >22-------Chuck Norris
> >23-------a noodle
> >24-------a squirrel
> >25-------a football player
> >26-------my sister
> >27-------my brother
> >28-------an ipod
> >29-------a permanent marker
> >30-------a llama
> >31-------A homeless guy
> >
> >Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >White---------because I'm cool like that
> >Black---------because that's how I roll.
> >Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> >Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> >Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> >Green---------because I hate myself.
> >Purple--------because I'm cool.
> >Gray----------because I was drunk
> >Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> >Orange--------because I hate my family.
> >Brown---------because I was high.
> >Other---------because I'm a ninja.
> >None----------because I cant control myself
> >
> >Now post the sentence you made...

 

"I dry humped a fireman because I'm cool like that"

 

"I did the Macarena With a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want"

 

"I did the macarena with a fireman because I was drunk."

 

"I had lunch with a gangsta because Im cool like that."

 

I murdered a spoon, because that's how I roll...
I love this!

 

"I choked on myself because I hate myself."

hahahha that came out bad

 

"I yelled at a Mexican because thats how I roll"

 

"I loved a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want "

 

"I kicked a ninja becaue that's how I roll."

I'm a gangsta ninja beater. . .nice :D

 

I sang to a birdbath because I was drunk.

That's too real for me....lol

 

I danced with a football player because i can't control myself

 

Mine dont make sense I had lunch with a birdbath, cuz thats how a roll?

 

I ran over a llama because the voices told me to.

 

i murdered my best friend's boyfriend because that's how i roll.

 

I did the Macarena With a Mexican because I was drunk

 

My Wife's: "I yelled at a Gangster Cause I'm cool"

 

-I had lunch with my dog because I'm a ninja.

 

"I loved a banana because I was high"

I like mine

 

I sang to a monster because Im cool like that!


hahaahahahah... dang.... no mine isn't that funny lol