that's smaller and weaker than me.

o, and no martial arts or weapons.

pretty much, you have to have a considerable disadvantage to me, like being crippled or drunk.

I've thrown down the guantlet.

 

u'd last 3 seconds

 

are we talking about in a fight or sex? Cuz I can fight for long time.

 

whereas in the other category you can't?

 

LMAO! Why didn't you post this earlier. SL has been dead today.

 

It's times like these that I wish I could cut my legs off and roll up to Seattle...

 

I'm smaller, older, and handicapped, but you still might have to have my cane surgically removed...

 

It's ON!

sorry guys, i'm bored today. I got 1 days worth of work ahead of me, and only 2 weeks to do it.

 

I want to be in attendance of the Dave vs Tomas fight.

I've met Dave and have vacationed with Tomas. I think the trick would be to sneak up on Tomas and grab the cane first but sneaking up on him would be hard. He seems too observant. Without the cane, Tomas could be beaten down easily I believe. With that cane though... yikes.

 

It's been over 30 years since I was trained in staff fighting, Jenna, but I still might remember some of it.

(Sneaking up on me might work - or might be a really, really bad idea. If I wasn't ready for the 'match' I'd still have firearms on me...)

 

remember, "no martial arts or weapons."

I'm not about to fight someone i might lose to. But anyone else, BRING IT ON!

 

I can so picture Tomas yelling at the kids in the neighborhood.

"You damn kids, stop hitting your base ball into my yard" (Shakes fist at disrespectful yungins)

 

Do repeated roundhouse kicks count as martial arts?

 

not if i'm the one giving them

 

I walk with a cane too, just mine happens to look like a aluminum baseball bat.

 

 

I'm sad that I laughed hard at this. It really wasn't that funny. Witty, but not laugh out loud funny.

I need a nap.

 

Thanks?

 

I have an assortment of 'em, Krusty. From 'dress' to 'utility' to 'combat'... Only the 'combat' is steel and weighted.

Actually, one of my hiking staffs would be my first choice. :D

Tom

 

Wait... when did you meet dave? And my follow up question is why you didn't fight to the death...?