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Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:05 PM
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Default I'll fight anyone

that's smaller and weaker than me.

o, and no martial arts or weapons.

pretty much, you have to have a considerable disadvantage to me, like being crippled or drunk.

I've thrown down the guantlet.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:07 PM
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u'd last 3 seconds
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by tC4italy
u'd last 3 seconds
are we talking about in a fight or sex? Cuz I can fight for long time.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by seattledave
Originally Posted by tC4italy
u'd last 3 seconds
are we talking about in a fight or sex? Cuz I can fight for long time.
whereas in the other category you can't?
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:19 PM
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LMAO! Why didn't you post this earlier. SL has been dead today.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:23 PM
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Default Re: I'll fight anyone

Originally Posted by seattledave
that's smaller and weaker than me.

o, and no martial arts or weapons.

pretty much, you have to have a considerable disadvantage to me, like being crippled or drunk.

I've thrown down the guantlet.
It's times like these that I wish I could cut my legs off and roll up to Seattle...
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:25 PM
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I'm smaller, older, and handicapped, but you still might have to have my cane surgically removed...
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:27 PM
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It's ON!

sorry guys, i'm bored today. I got 1 days worth of work ahead of me, and only 2 weeks to do it.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:35 PM
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I want to be in attendance of the Dave vs Tomas fight.

I've met Dave and have vacationed with Tomas. I think the trick would be to sneak up on Tomas and grab the cane first but sneaking up on him would be hard. He seems too observant. Without the cane, Tomas could be beaten down easily I believe. With that cane though... yikes.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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It's been over 30 years since I was trained in staff fighting, Jenna, but I still might remember some of it.

(Sneaking up on me might work - or might be a really, really bad idea. If I wasn't ready for the 'match' I'd still have firearms on me...)

Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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remember, "no martial arts or weapons."

I'm not about to fight someone i might lose to. But anyone else, BRING IT ON!
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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I can so picture Tomas yelling at the kids in the neighborhood.

"You damn kids, stop hitting your base ball into my yard" (Shakes fist at disrespectful yungins)
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Do repeated roundhouse kicks count as martial arts?
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:49 PM
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not if i'm the one giving them
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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I walk with a cane too, just mine happens to look like a aluminum baseball bat.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by krustytheclown
I walk with a cane too, just mine happens to look like a aluminum baseball bat.
I'm sad that I laughed hard at this. It really wasn't that funny. Witty, but not laugh out loud funny.

I need a nap.
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 09:59 PM
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Thanks?
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 10:01 PM
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I have an assortment of 'em, Krusty. From 'dress' to 'utility' to 'combat'... Only the 'combat' is steel and weighted.

Actually, one of my hiking staffs would be my first choice. :D

Tom
Old Jun 1, 2007 | 10:02 PM
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Wait... when did you meet dave? And my follow up question is why you didn't fight to the death...?



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