I know it's that time of year when you look at some hot babe and pop like 16 boners. It happens to most of us. But what to do after that? That how come I know you need my help.
I hearing a lot of "I don't know if she likes me." and "I'm too scared to make a move." So that leaves me to say one thing.
Crybaby.
No chick is gonna get all up on if you don't act like a man. So here is how make that hot babe think that you are all that.

#1. Don't suck.
#2. Show her that you are cool.
#3. Tell them you have money.

Let's go over how to do these things. Let's start with #1 because it's the first one.

#1. Don't suck. Hanging out with your friends talking about your 7th level wizard is cool, But not with the babes. They talk about horses and stuff so they are not in to all that. Oh, and Chill out on the burping and farting. I think they can't do it as well as us so they get jealous and then they get mad.

#2 Show her that you are cool. Try punching something. One time I punched a wall, It hurt but I didn't cry or act like it did. So people thought I was cool.

#3. Tell them you have money. You don't really have to buy them stuff just as long as they think you can buy them stuff. Have a really loud exhaust or gold rims if you have a car. Or you can paint your bike with gold spray paint. Anything to show them that you have cash and might give some of it to them if they hang out with you.

Now all you need is a opening line. You know something that get the hot babe to wanna get with you. I will get you an example...

Me:I'm looking to score, Second or third base?
Babe: Third.

And just like that I'm in. If she says second then she might not be that in to you. She could just be board and just doing it to kill some time.

With my advice you should be making out hard in no time. I hope this helps. You are welcome.

 

well, i just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. Is that a problem mr.?

 

lol...you're awesome.

I thought you were trying to explain something to the guys who have a hard time with ladies...

lol... "They talk about horses and stuff "

 

Heh, I was really upset by this until I realized it was a joke

 

Yeah, I thought about for a sec before I pushed submit. I guess I should have thought longer about it.

 

Awesome Frosty. I'm gonna print this up and keep it with me so next time I"m at a bar I'll know what to do. It's sure to work better than my method of tellin' the ladies that I have a 12" weiner and then pullin' out my novelty mini ruler.

 

i'm too busy shoveling my driveway so i got no time for the ladys oh yeah and i dumped her today too just so i can shovel the driveway aint love grand

 

More advice: If a chick leans in, don't assume they are going to head-butt you. If you head-butt them first it's a deal killer.

 

ty man .. what a pal ! lol

 

awsome

 

You forgot:
"I don't need a gurl because I drool on my new CF hood" option

 

huh ? any advice from u tC ?

 

WHo from me?

 

 

^ yes. u been through a lot so must have some good/bad ones

 

you had some nice chemistry with Frosty on the first Threadjacking thread

 

Actually...I've only had one "valentine"
He later on became my first real bf

I don't like Valentine's day lol
I don't think someone should show love for their partner on a special given day but throughout the entire year. And I def see no need in flowers and chocolates and expensive dinners. One rose and home cooked dinner then watching a movie under th eblankets would be greta enough At least, for me.

But as Frosty described I'm sure there are a lot of shallow ppl around who only take into account gold rims and a $ chain ;)

 

Frosty.....toook off....his sock....
and left....

 

Frosty you're giving advice yet you broke a lovely Italian girl's heart by taking off the sock and leaving!!!

 

the chicks dig me alot