I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car
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I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/adg/1079313077.html
I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car. Seriously.
You need to be uglier than the famous "Integra girl"
And fuglier than the "Supra girl"
I'm jealous of both of you with your own ugly girl. When do I get my own?
My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, f-ed up, greasy hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't f-ing want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your nether regions.
-your armpits must be hairier than your nether regions
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-a tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better
and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.
And lastly, here is a picture of my car, which you will be destroying with your face:
Please reply back to my ad with a full body picture (fully clothed, as I do not want to go blind before the photoshoot). I will compensate your horrible childhood for $50 cash. Also willing to pay you with a subscription to Proactiv.
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Compensation: $50 or Proactiv
I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car. Seriously.
You need to be uglier than the famous "Integra girl"
And fuglier than the "Supra girl"
I'm jealous of both of you with your own ugly girl. When do I get my own?
My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, f-ed up, greasy hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't f-ing want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your nether regions.
-your armpits must be hairier than your nether regions
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-a tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better
and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.
And lastly, here is a picture of my car, which you will be destroying with your face:
Please reply back to my ad with a full body picture (fully clothed, as I do not want to go blind before the photoshoot). I will compensate your horrible childhood for $50 cash. Also willing to pay you with a subscription to Proactiv.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $50 or Proactiv
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From: 818 yeahhhh!!!!!
GOD, NOT AGAIN.
I swear I wanna vom every time I see the teggie girl. I'm almost convinced supra girl has a weiner cuz she's manly as all hell. (btw, that's the first time I've ever seen/heard of supra girl)
I swear I wanna vom every time I see the teggie girl. I'm almost convinced supra girl has a weiner cuz she's manly as all hell. (btw, that's the first time I've ever seen/heard of supra girl)
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I'm pretty sure the Supra girl didn't completely crack the camera because only one eye was looking straight at the camera, and the other,well...I don't even know where that one's looking.
Well, there's actually two possibilities of what could happen if both eyes were looking at the camera:
1. The camera would crack,
2. The photographer would've turned to stone, and then crushed by the mighty power of the weiner Tina thinks he/she/it has.
Oh, and I think that the Integra girl has Down Syndrome.
I'm obviously in an offensive mood tonight.
Well, there's actually two possibilities of what could happen if both eyes were looking at the camera:
1. The camera would crack,
2. The photographer would've turned to stone, and then crushed by the mighty power of the weiner Tina thinks he/she/it has.
Oh, and I think that the Integra girl has Down Syndrome.
I'm obviously in an offensive mood tonight.
